As I mentioned in my first Saturday offering, Donald Trump in a Truth Social post Friday morning directed A.G. Pam Bondi to investigate others associated with the late, convicted sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein. He is desperate to deflect attention from himself and the Epstein files the public demands released. Trump left off “Thank you for your attention to this matter” in this case, but Bondi got the message five by five. But note that Bondi took a full 3 hours and 37 minutes to respond to Donald Trump’s 10:35 a.m. order via Truth Social.


Surely you can do better, Pam. Usually, Trump’s people are pretty snappy about shouting, “Yes, sir! How high?” whenever he says jump.

Why not a competition on the White House South Lawn? Let’s see who can jump faster and higher for their king. Consider it a trial run for the UFC fight the former reality TV star has planned there for the country’s 250-year anniversary. His entire boot-licking cabinet, plus Stephen Miller and OMB Director Russ Vought. Open the games with a solemn quote from King Lear: “Which of you shall we say doth love us most?“

The prize? A preemptive pardon bordered with gold leaf.

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