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pat_k

(12,569 posts)
20. I have no problem with bald bastards
Fri Nov 14, 2025, 01:59 AM
Nov 14

It's this bald bastard -- the malignant narcissist-in-chief -- and his absurd comb over that is worthy of our derision. Even when the light is "just right" it calls for pointing and laughter. These days it looks like he is doing the swoop with a total of about 200 hairs.

No wonder he's falling asleep all over the place. It probably takes him hours and hours of fiddling with those few hairs and his bottle of hair spray to achieve that -- whatever it is when he seems to think he is "put together."

Just shave it off and have done it with you deluded vain fuck.

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It's like the cotton candy machine quit working leftstreet Nov 13 #1
Check out the square patches on his right side abdomen area. Distinct shapes that are not natural. ajmstpete Nov 13 #2
Something ain't right DaBronx Nov 13 #4
Damn!!! Now you forced me to look at this stupid picture!!! LOL hamsterjill Nov 13 #7
Hahaha, I hear that. electric_blue68 Nov 14 #16
That was bad of me, wasn't it???!!! LOL hamsterjill Nov 14 #17
Haha. And TY! electric_blue68 Nov 14 #18
Welcome to DU, ajmstpete! calimary Nov 14 #15
JFC!WWATSNSA?IHDY? UniqueUserName Nov 14 #25
. dalton99a Nov 13 #3
He always looks so sloppy. -10 on being Presidential. Polly Hennessey Nov 13 #5
Wow 3auld6phart Nov 13 #6
It was probably the best one of the batch they took. nt BWdem4life Nov 13 #8
😱 Deuxcents Nov 13 #9
Bloated, bald buffoon bastard. Grim Chieftain Nov 13 #10
I have no problem with bald bastards pat_k Nov 14 #20
I really don't care that he's almost bald Grim Chieftain Nov 14 #24
Other than he looks like he is sleep walking mwmisses4289 Nov 13 #11
"Luke. I am your father." marble falls Nov 14 #12
Is that a new jacket? Aussie105 Nov 14 #13
And I bet he thinks the jacket is posh because it's so shiny. Scrivener7 Nov 14 #26
Ketchup will be flung! Bayard Nov 14 #14
Okayyyyyyy. . .let's see. .candy floss hair. Wayyyyyy too much orange goop, niyad Nov 14 #19
It's the doctors NJCher Nov 14 #21
whazzz up, Bozo? DoBW Nov 14 #22
he is so fucking gross Skittles Nov 14 #23
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