Megyn Kelly throws out the "She looked 18" defense [View all]

Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

How the "eff" far are we going to fall? This is frickin insane!

Please note: I believe that Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter!

If you're a 50 year old man, who is NOT a gazzilionaire, try the "but she looked 18" defense.

Apparently, only Matt Gaetz is able to do that.

Excuse me, I feel the need to go take a shower with bleach and a Holy Stone.

- Holy Stone is an fairly old Navy "torture" device that we used to scrub teakwood decks.