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57. Your legs go stiff and you keel over from a heart attack.

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 01:59 PM

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It's British slang as far as I know. Picture how people die in Monty Python sketches.

https://www.sedgleymanor.com/dictionaries/sayings.html

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