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Jack Valentino

(4,058 posts)
8. Dems should offer to vote for law that will prevent THUNE and all GQPs from ever getting an abortion---
Tue Nov 11, 2025, 11:08 PM
Nov 11

or PAYING for one.....




Every time the word "puppet" is sung here, replace it with "Republican"!---

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Like this:


(Male voice):
When I was a young boy, I'd climb into my bed.
My mother would turn off the light, and pat my little
head.
She'd speak of lessons she had learned,
Important wisdom passed along.
Then she'd stand in my shadowed room
And sing this little song.

(Female/high voice):
Never trust a Republican,
Republicans are un--true.
No matter what the Republican says,
he don't care bout' you.
Never trust a Republican,
Republicans are in-sin-cere.
Some how every-one finds out,
what you whisper in a Republicans ear.[


When I was a young girl,
I got a Republican for my birth-day.
We went everywhere together,
we played, and laughed, and sang.

But the Republican started lying,
and taking things that didn't belong to it.
And saying inappropriate things at my parents parties.
And one night when I was asleep, the Republican ran away.

Never trust a Republican,
or the feelings that they share.
There is something not quite right,
in a Republicans stare.

Never give your heart to a Republican,
always stay on your guard.
Republicans will betray you.....
Republicans are really weird.

When I was a tiny girl,
my aunt had a little lamb Republican.
She'd use it as a oven mitt,
and take a hot casserole out of the oven.
Then she'd chase me around the house,
with the Republican on her hand.
Screaming..
"I BURNT MY TONGUE, I BURNT MY TONGUE!"



Never trust a Republican,
Republicans are un--true.
No matter what the Republican says,
he don't care bout' you.



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2 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Not so much fooled as wrongheaded premise about the battle pat_k Nov 11 #1
+1 leftstreet Nov 11 #3
Looks like those that stuck their necks out just had them chopped off by Thune. dem4decades Nov 11 #2
They knew, Demsrule86 Nov 11 #15
I blame Schumer. dem4decades Nov 12 #18
I do too. Demsrule86 Nov 12 #33
Ya, you just run with that Thuneboy. aeromanKC Nov 11 #4
Yeah, aren't the Dems so crafty. choie Nov 11 #5
Triple Bonus: Epstein files release now on front burner aeromanKC Nov 11 #7
Sure just like we get a vote...oh wait now Demsrule86 Nov 12 #34
The art of breaking the deal. Frasier Balzov Nov 11 #6
Dems should offer to vote for law that will prevent THUNE and all GQPs from ever getting an abortion--- Jack Valentino Nov 11 #8
How many Democratic Senators will agree with this? The same 8? dem4decades Nov 11 #9
I hope not: Demsrule86 Nov 12 #35
MotherFuckers one and all spanone Nov 11 #10
Great job everyone! RockRaven Nov 11 #11
I favor tougher "retroactive abortion" laws, which would apply to Jack Valentino Nov 11 #12
And there we are. Lucy and the football. But the leaders knew. So Demsrule86 Nov 11 #13
I guess the ACA is a goner and once it is gone, I don't see how it ever comes back. Marie Marie Nov 11 #14
They want to kill the ACA then move on to abortion. dem4decades Nov 12 #19
Well, why not. Democrats in Congress have proven they have no backbone. Baitball Blogger Nov 11 #16
Start with Schumer, it was his deal. dem4decades Nov 12 #20
but, but, but Lawrence O' said its a great trade for the epstein files, it must have some kind of healing properties to yaesu Nov 12 #17
I'm glad you mentioned that! BigmanPigman Nov 12 #27
The same Lawrence O' BeerBarrelPolka Nov 12 #30
Good luck with that. Women vote, you cretins. Joinfortmill Nov 12 #21
I am starting to wonder for how much longer jfz9580m Nov 12 #23
How long did that Repuke promise last before the flip flop? 24 hours? AZ8theist Nov 12 #22
There was a recent thread about Durbin addressing Thune DFW Nov 12 #24
Durbin isn't that stupid BeerBarrelPolka Nov 12 #31
Thanks a lot Senate 8 plus their fearful leader AllyCat Nov 12 #25
At least those holiday flights will take off! durablend Nov 12 #36
Tim Kaine Said What? ColoringFool Nov 12 #26
Never trust a republican. C Moon Nov 12 #28
Gee? Who'd a thunk something like THAT would happen? Pas-de-Calais Nov 12 #29
Holding people's health hostage while imposing Christian make believe. That's the Rs. Sibelius Fan Nov 12 #32
So Thune lied yet again. Color me shocked. travelingthrulife Nov 12 #37
But no one could have predicted durablend Nov 12 #38
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