General Discussion

…He had stashed the Epstein files for NATIONAL SECURITY.
He will announce that some people are even saying “Sir, that was no fire, that was an inferno, the likes of which has never been seen.”
He will announce that the black spots seen on his hands are actually sooty burns, from bravely reaching into the flames, to preserve the files for all to see.
He will announce that sadly, none of the files survived the fire, due to the shoddy work of the DCFD, who were all very casual and wearing sunglasses. He will militarize the fire department.

He will announce that the reason he cannot speak is due to inhaling the noxious fumes of the burning files, filling his larynx and lungs with something so toxic that the only thing he could compare it to is AOC’s breath after she finishes her nightly quart of tequila. He will militarize tequila distilleries.

He will announce that the fire was so intense, it proved something he had understood all his life, that HE, and only HE, can withstand the flames in Hell.