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MagickMuffin

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7. And those shriveled balls belong to the GOPs

Reply to johnnyfins (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 28, 2025, 02:43 PM

Jul 28

Both my senators John Cornyn and Raphael (Ted) Cruz, every red states had their balls such a long long time ago.

Now they are shriveled dried up golf balls, pitted round, old balls!

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Secret Service Debut Armored Polaris Ranger "Golf Force One" To Help Protect Trump [View all] douglas9 Jul 28 OP

Wow! You can really taste the decay of the country with this one! Scott Alan Swaggerty Jul 28 #1

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I doubt he'd fit. Disaffected Jul 28 #15

That's one way to keep dogs out of the garbage bin. taxi Jul 28 #3

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Meh. Golf Force One just holds all the balls johnnyfins Jul 28 #5

And those shriveled balls belong to the GOPs MagickMuffin Jul 28 #7

Wonder if they have one for each of his golf courses imaginary girl Jul 28 #6

And it easily carries a couple of guys to improve Trump's lies. MineralMan Jul 28 #8

And how much did taxpayers pay for it to trail after TSF on his million dollar golf outing? sinkingfeeling Jul 28 #9

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