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Chasstev365

(5,790 posts) Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:05 AM Jul 19

When Trump dies, how will you celebrate? [View all]

A. Drag a replica of his fat, orange body by an overly long red tie through the town square like they did to Mussolini's actual body.

B. Buy all the discounted MAGA merchandise that professional grifters Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay will mark down and burn it in a public setting.

C. Buy $150 and up bottles of Scotch and go on a celebratory 3 day bender.

D. Throw a party that will make your wedding seem like a quaint garden party by comparison.

E. ALL THE ABOVE!

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When Trump dies, how will you celebrate? [View all] Chasstev365 Jul 19 OP

Fireworks may be in order. dem4decades Jul 19 #1

Smoke a big fat doobie and laugh 😃. Emile Jul 19 #2

Mind if canetoad Jul 19 #33

I do that anyway (n/t) PJMcK Jul 19 #57

I will be overcome with a feeling of relief and welcome the drop in my anxiety levels. Baitball Blogger Jul 19 #3

Like this edhopper Jul 19 #4

I'm partial to the singing Ewoks version. Old school! Hassin Bin Sober Jul 19 #23

Fireworks, champagne..... lastlib Jul 19 #5

Nice! Chasstev365 Jul 19 #7

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain Ping Tung Jul 19 #6

LMAO! Chasstev365 Jul 19 #8

I'll save the major celebrations for when we win the trifecta unblock Jul 19 #9

This -- is reality Hekate Jul 19 #34

play the ding dong the witch is dead song from wizard of oz and raise pinkky finger in victory dance . AllaN01Bear Jul 19 #10

They'll be dancing in the streets Blue Owl Jul 19 #11

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead the_liberal_grandpa Jul 19 #12

Love it! Chasstev365 Jul 19 #14

First thing I will do is dance with joy, belting out "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead." lark Jul 19 #13

This message was self-deleted by its author lapfog_1 Jul 19 #15

Toke up and watch a screwball comedy after a trip to closest Pinkbox Donuts! Brainfodder Jul 19 #16

i have a $100 bottle of champagne in the fridge. mopinko Jul 19 #17

It depends on which party has the White House and if that happens before January 20, 2029 EnergizedLib Jul 19 #18

C. Buy a fifth of Macallan 18 year... keep_left Jul 19 #19

Join those celebrants passing out JD Vance voodoo dolls and extra pins? hlthe2b Jul 19 #20

I quit smoking twenty years ago, ... JustABozoOnThisBus Jul 19 #21

Break out the bottle of wine I've been saving for the event GoodRaisin Jul 19 #22

Roasting a Jack-o-lantern. eppur_se_muova Jul 19 #24

The Best Chocolate something will be involved!... electric_blue68 Jul 19 #25

F. Troll the RWNJ forums with anti-Trump memes synni Jul 19 #26

Trumpism will not die with him. Dawgman49 Jul 19 #27

What is a cult without its leader? It will shrivel up and die. scipan Sunday #61

when the mad king leaves pamdb Jul 19 #28

I would celebrate... Mike Nelson Jul 19 #29

Champagne & chocolate! Dulcinea Jul 19 #30

If we all Traildogbob Jul 19 #31

I'll smoke two joints in the morning... walkingman Jul 19 #32

This message was self-deleted by its author Celerity Jul 19 #35

I'll get in my car, drive around town and stick my head Haggard Celine Jul 19 #36

as I've said before, I'll dance... B.See Jul 19 #37

A New One: Chasstev365 Jul 19 #38

A good bottle of scotch and a couple of primo cigars---for starters... (nt) Paladin Jul 19 #39

I won' celebrate KentuckyWoman Jul 19 #40

Im gonna wait till hes buried and then piss on his headstone. Volaris Jul 19 #41

I'll start or join the "GET RID OF VANCE" movement. usonian Jul 19 #42

He will probably outlive me, given that he's stripping away what I count allegorical oracle Jul 19 #43

This message was self-deleted by its author Ken Dayenu Jul 19 #44

I will sleep Maru Kitteh Jul 19 #45

Run out into the streets, find a pretty nurse, bend her back, and plant a mighty kiss on her. Aristus Jul 19 #46

My son gave me a bottle of "Cardassian ale" for Christmas mcar Jul 19 #47

Continue to prepare for climate change Kaleva Jul 19 #48

I want to know where his grave is. JPK Jul 19 #49

I bought two bottles of Barolo from 2006 DenaliDemocrat Jul 19 #50

I don't like Scotch so I'll drink as much champagne as possible instead. Ocelot II Jul 19 #51

No celebration for me. Only mourning for the damage that's been done. Mister Ed Jul 19 #52

I have Pototan Jul 19 #53

Champagne and dancing The Wizard Jul 19 #54

We really need a website like this: dflprincess Jul 19 #55

"The individual value of each human being " scipan Sunday #62

Play "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" for 24 hours straight, or at least Jack Valentino Jul 19 #56

I can't imagine celebrating. Morbius Jul 19 #58

"Dancing in the Streets" ...Martha and the Vandellas Bread and Circuses Sunday #59

I won't celebrate much if the people who enabled Trump are still in control ..nt Jarqui Sunday #60

shitting on his grave gopiscrap Sunday #63

Expensive champagne Hey Joe Sunday #64

Probably go downtown Oeditpus Rex Sunday #65

Telling my trans son to leave the US immediately. carpetbagger Sunday #66

I will NOT be celebrating at all.. ProudMNDemocrat Sunday #67