Imagine if Obama had simply played golf, watched TV, and "legislated" from his social media echo chamber [View all]

Imagine if Obama had spent his days playing golf, watching TV, and posting AI-generated images of himself as "super heroes," or even better, AI videos of Obama doing his MORON DANCE.

One fucking reason why that never happened is that OBAMA DID NOT HAVE A "MORON DANCE."

He just went about the day-to-day business of presidentin', like all presidents should.

Trying to imagine what would have happened if Obama had ranted like an all-caps madman on Twitter and closed with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER," and kept referring to himself in the third person.

His biggest sins were the tan suit, and Grey Poupon on his burger. He still has not been forgiven for either of these grievous offenses.