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BoRaGard

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4. Will "Pheasant Under Glass" be on the Gourmet G.O.P. luncheon menu?
Sat Jul 12, 2025, 10:04 AM
Jul 12

Follow along now. I'm employing the rigorous protocols of quasi-subjective sub-quantum-reasoning* to answer any luncheon concerns that loyal American subjects may harbor.

DEDUCTION OF THE DAY: It's highly likely that Krasnov (R) will in fact go golffing today at taxpayers expense, as per usual. If he golffes, he's going to want lunch. Since he's the greatest person on earth, he will want the GREATEST LUNCHEON that taxpayers can afford. Therefore, it's likely the G.O.P. Billionaire Golffer-in-Chief will select Pheasant Under Glass.

amirite?



* I don't need no stinkin AI.

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