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GaYellowDawg

(5,113 posts)
Fri May 22, 2026, 02:06 PM 19 hrs ago

Mel Gibson's new Jesus movie is being advertised, and the comments on Facebook are devastating.

Here's the article:

https://ew.com/resurrection-of-the-christ-first-look-mel-gibson-new-jesus-11981941

Here's a sampling of the comments:

Mel Gibson presents: The Bleaching of the Christ. Or The Vitiligo of the Christ.

Passion 2: The Roman Empire Strikes Back

The Passion of the Christ 2: He's back. He's pissed. And there's gonna be Hell to pay!

The Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo

Jesus came back... as a doctor?

Looks like he's about to pull out a light saber.....

White, blue eyes, very accurate

Uh, okay, I mean we know Jesus stuck around after he rose from the grave, but he didn't lose his tan in the 3 days he was in the tomb.

Where's his Light Saber...? Resurrection of a Jedi Master...?

Great, I was waiting over 20 years to know what will happen to Jesus after that cliffhanger.

No wonder his disciples didn't recognize him!

Passion of the Christ 2: American Mormon Adventure.

They recast Christ? Sounds Republican...

Is this Passion 2: Christ Harder?

Hopefully he has a fight scene with Trump

I hope this sequel has even more explosions and love scenes

2 Christ 2 Furious

Oh man! I love a good movie about a Doctor.

So sick of these fantasy superhero movies.

Temu Testaments

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This. Where's Chris Tucker?

That doesn't look anything like Dr. Jesus, who is orange.

I guess Denzel was busy??????

Passion Harder

Somehow they made Jesus even whiter in the sequel.

What's this one going to be called, "Hobby of the Christ?"

I love a good work of fiction, but this old dog is getting boring.

At least the last Jesus was white but with a spray tan.

The Passion of the Christ 2: Die Harder

Oh look, it's Jesus the Palestinian!

I can't wait to hear about the right-wing complain about Jesus being race-swapped. Oh wait, they won't.

Dr. Jesus Trump The lord of the White House

Does he know where Florida is? He should probably wait.

The Messiah Strikes Back

Passion of the Christ: Back in Action

The Walking Dead presents: Resurrection of the Christ.

Is he going to give him a MAGA hat and dress him in a "wife-beater"?

Jesus is... The Vigilante!

Nordic Jesus

Can't wait to see when the Ewoks come into the story!

Looks like Travis Kelce

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