Mouse and Donkey

A mouse and a donkey were the best friends in the world. They went on walks everywhere and played together all the time.

One day, after a rainstorm, they were walking along a dirt road. The donkey slipped and got stuck in the mud in the ditch alongside the road. The donkey was stuck badly. Mouse said, "don't worry Donkey, I'll go get my truck and some rope and pull you out." Mouse ran back home and got his truck. It was a diesel, mouse-sized 4X4 truck with confederate flags and trump stickers on it. It even had giant, 6" mud tires. Mouse backed the truck near the ditch and took out ropes and tied them around Donkey, put the truck in 4X4 low, Rolled Coal and pulled Donkey out.

The next month, after another rainstorm, the mouse slipped and fell into a muddy hole. Try as he could, the mouse couldn't get any traction to climb out. He started to panic. Donkey was worried about his friend and was thinking what to do. He thought of Mouse's truck and realised he'd never fit in. He then realized he could help Mouse out just by himself. Donkey undid his trousers and dropped his p3n1s down the hole and called out, "Mouse, just grab onto me and I'll pull you out."

The moral of the story is, "If you have a large enough manhood, you do not need a coal-rolling pickup,