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Humor

Marthe48

(21,672 posts) Tue Sep 2, 2025, 10:12 AM Tuesday

A joke

A guy rushes into a bar and yells, "All conservatives are bastards!"
A guy sitting at the bar says, "Wait! I take offense at that!"
The guy says, "Why? Are you a conservative?"
The guy replies, "No. I'm a bastard!"

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A joke (Original Post) Marthe48 Tuesday OP

Hahaha! SheltieLover Tuesday #1

Thanks - I needed that morning chuckle!!! tazcat Tuesday #2

SheltieLover

(73,308 posts)

1. Hahaha!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Sep 2, 2025, 10:15 AM

Tuesday

Good one!

tazcat

(157 posts)

2. Thanks - I needed that morning chuckle!!!

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Tue Sep 2, 2025, 11:32 AM

Tuesday

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