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A young couple went on 8 dates, went to the movies on the 9th (Original Post) Marthe48 Wednesday OP
Who WRITES this stuff? bucolic_frolic Wednesday #1
I love it, Thank you Marthe48 JMCKUSICK Wednesday #2
I used to use the Batman Prayer before lunch Seinan Sensei Friday #3
Oh! That's Bad! 3825-87867 Friday #4
My work here is done! Marthe48 Friday #5
Oh no! 3825-87867 Saturday #7
Yep!!!! I Love It! BurnDoubt 15 hrs ago #8
This message was self-deleted by its author Marthe48 Friday #6

Seinan Sensei

(1,067 posts)
3. I used to use the Batman Prayer before lunch
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 02:31 PM
Friday

Thank you for our dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner

Amen!

(the kids loved it)

Marthe48

(21,282 posts)
5. My work here is done!
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 05:13 PM
Friday

Lol. Maybe you can find something worse.
When I was a kid, my best friend told me this one: What did the Pink Panther say when he saw a crushed bug?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead a-ant.

3825-87867

(1,476 posts)
7. Oh no!
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:44 PM
Saturday

You ain't done. Need more humor. Besides, I pay overtime. Yep, in Krasnovian Klepto Kurrency, or Kleptos as they are called.
It's the best Kurrency ever. Gonna replace dollars. Workers have come up to me, tears in their eyes...well, you know the rest!

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