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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,790 posts) Sat Jul 11, 2026, 09:44 AM 17 hrs ago

Told my neighbor and his wife that our postman said he had slept with all but one woman on our street. She says

“I bet it’s Margie at the end of the block!”

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Told my neighbor and his wife that our postman said he had slept with all but one woman on our street. She says (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo 17 hrs ago OP

Probably RussBLib 16 hrs ago #1

Please! No politics in the Lounge! Floyd R. Turbo 15 hrs ago #3

So she's saying she slept with him, too The Blue Flower 15 hrs ago #2

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 15 hrs ago #4

Got it! Maninacan 14 hrs ago #5

My wife guessed Margie, too! Wonder Why 14 hrs ago #6

Then it's Margie for sure! Floyd R. Turbo 12 hrs ago #7

I thought she might have said. "Goddammit, I told him to keep his mouth shut." Fla Dem 12 hrs ago #8

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 5 hrs ago #9

Sounds like a lot True Dough 5 hrs ago #10

Oh yeah, postal carrier Big Jim Brown, delivering the "junk" mail to the ladies P.O. boxes. LudwigPastorius 16 min ago #11

RussBLib

(10,877 posts)

1. Probably

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 10:20 AM

16 hrs ago

…a lying Republican. Men lie about that shit all the time.

https://russblib.blogspot.com/?m=1

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,790 posts)

3. Please! No politics in the Lounge!

Reply to RussBLib (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 11:20 AM

15 hrs ago

The Blue Flower

(6,691 posts)

2. So she's saying she slept with him, too

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 11:13 AM

15 hrs ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,790 posts)

4. 😬

Reply to The Blue Flower (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 11:20 AM

15 hrs ago

Maninacan

(383 posts)

5. Got it!

Reply to The Blue Flower (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 12:11 PM

14 hrs ago

Did have to read it over.

Wonder Why

(7,561 posts)

6. My wife guessed Margie, too!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 12:14 PM

14 hrs ago

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,790 posts)

7. Then it's Margie for sure!

Reply to Wonder Why (Reply #6)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 02:12 PM

12 hrs ago

Fla Dem

(27,891 posts)

8. I thought she might have said. "Goddammit, I told him to keep his mouth shut."

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 02:36 PM

12 hrs ago

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,790 posts)

9. 😬

Reply to Fla Dem (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 08:54 PM

5 hrs ago

True Dough

(27,806 posts)

10. Sounds like a lot

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 09:22 PM

5 hrs ago

of "special deliveries," Floyd.

LudwigPastorius

(15,343 posts)

11. Oh yeah, postal carrier Big Jim Brown, delivering the "junk" mail to the ladies P.O. boxes.