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Marthe48

(23,867 posts) Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:52 AM 11 hrs ago

Jokes

Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're really, really good at it .

What beef only comes in 1, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
Prime rib.

There is no formal training for refuse collectors.
They just pick it up as they go along

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Jokes (Original Post) Marthe48 11 hrs ago OP

Thx SuzyandPuffpuff 10 hrs ago #1

Ha ha heh! You have a couple of good ones!! SWBTATTReg 10 hrs ago #2

Brilliant! some_of_us_are_sane 8 hrs ago #3

I've been gazing at trees all day. Not one hippo! True Dough 9 min ago #4

Hilarious! Marthe48 3 min ago #5

SuzyandPuffpuff

(823 posts)

1. Thx

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 10:55 AM

10 hrs ago

Lame but good chuckles! 😆

SWBTATTReg

(26,571 posts)

2. Ha ha heh! You have a couple of good ones!!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 11:07 AM

10 hrs ago

I liked the prime rib one and the refuse training is via picking it up as they go along!!

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,932 posts)

3. Brilliant!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 01:20 PM

8 hrs ago

My funny-bone thanks you!

True Dough

(27,786 posts)

4. I've been gazing at trees all day. Not one hippo!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:35 PM

9 min ago

Maybe they wear camouflage?

Here's one for you, Marthe:

Marthe48

(23,867 posts)

5. Hilarious!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:40 PM

3 min ago

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