I just figure if I get near trees, brush, fences I m going to look like that.
Agree, good reflexes and that it's not your face.

I like to do a perfect job, so I meticulously chewed all of the bark off all of the limbs.

That was a bad idea, because tree bark is very constipating.

I wish I had known that before eating all of the bark.

Take good care of the abrasion.

Glad you're OK.

can I still chew the bark off the limbs?

It contains a special type of digestive fiber that combats the constipation caused by the bark.

For the vitamin and mineral content.

but I also wanted to explain to you that this tree was close to the concrete curb.

Every time I stepped over that curb, I would look at that concrete longingly, and think "You know, I bet that tastes pretty damn good. I'm going to have to try eating that sometime".

I couldn't resist after awhile, and I eventually took a bite.

Unfortunately, it wore down my front teeth, and now every time I smiled at someone today, they would look at my teeth and call me "nubby".

Well, Nubby, bet that added some spice in your life.

He had nubby teeth too!

Didn't his friends used to jokingly call him "the nubster"?

Or am I thinking of someone else?

He was an early 'health food" champion. So organic it bloomed in your belly.

Did you know that?

Not enough ruffage in the world to help with that.

years ago?

When my teeth get really worn down, I superglue Chiclets to the nubs, but then people insult me and say I'm "long in the tooth".

I never heard that word in my life, and I had to Google it.

It's one of the few things I now know.

Marijuana is manufactured in the country of Mariju?

2 marijuanas.

You use...your hand?

With a roller, not a brush.

I often find myself saying "How could I be so stupid?" And then usually ask, "How am I still surprised by how stupid I can be?" Then I have a good laugh, as long as there were no injuries.

Heal fast, please. Sending healing vibes.

I'm so clumsy and I should not be trusted with any kind of tool. Cut through not one, but two extension cords with a hedge trimmer this spring, using my big brain.
Recover quickly!

I use everything battery power instead of corded now whenever possible.

Don't worry...that's a pretty common thing to happen with those corded ones!

It's time for us to place LuckyCharms in a plastic bubble!


Glad you survived and that you have quick reflexes, Lucky.

pick me up some bubble wrap to eat?



Hi Niagara!

But it's going to be used as full body armour on you.




Hi Lucky!

I don't know if you remember this but I just ran across this in my Imgur account.

Safety goggles.

Healing vibes coming your way.

Be careful.

We don't want to lose you. Be careful!