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(3,876 posts)Niagara
(12,467 posts)Marthe48
(23,820 posts)The people on my street are randomly setting off teeny firecrackers.
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)holding that big metal pole toward the sky, summoning Thor, the God of Thunder?
Niagara
(12,467 posts)Marthe and I was wondering who that was!
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)You probably couldn't tell because I'm naked.
Except for my crocs.
Niagara
(12,467 posts)You don't even own a loin cloth? You poor, poor man.
Are those crocs comfortable at least?
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)And I don't own a lion cloth because I think that's a terrible thing to make a lion do!
Niagara
(12,467 posts)Not a lion cloth, I said a loin cloth. It has nothing to do with big cats.
Marthe48
(23,820 posts)across the street.
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)Unfortunately.
Marthe48
(23,820 posts)you're going to lose more than a finger!
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)don't have a response!
You managed to flabbergast me!
You flabbered my gast, Marthe!
Marthe48
(23,820 posts)That would make you a whippersnapper
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)But I was dumbstruck once.
My grade school teacher slapped me and said "you're dumb".
Niagara
(12,467 posts)LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)I got slapped across the face twice.
In grade school, the principal slapped me as we were coming in from a fire drill. She told me to turn right or something when filing back into the school. I didn't hear her, and she thought I was disobeying her, so she slapped me across the face.
In Jr. high, another teacher told me to stop whistling a song, and I didn't hear her. She was very tall, and she backed me up against the wall and slapped me.
And people wonder how I got to be the way I am.
Niagara
(12,467 posts)That's terrible!
I know things were different back when but damn! I'm so sorry that you had that happen to you.
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)because it was ages ago, and I still remember it.
The teacher that slapped me in Jr. High...she was not one of my teachers. She was my friend's teacher, and I walked in the classroom to see him or something just after class. She didn't know me, I was just some kid to her. I knew she said something to me, but I didn't know what. She really slapped me hard...she was pissed.
As a rule...I got along great with my teachers though.
Thanks, Niagara.
Niagara
(12,467 posts)I was wronged frequently in school by only a few teachers but I was never slapped.
That's terrifying actually.
You're welcome, Lucky.
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)I think I've told you that Jr. High was rough...
The head troublemaker in school stood up in the middle of class one day, picked up a textbook, and punched it hard. The book flew onto the floor and he looked at the teacher and said "SEE THAT BOOK"? THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TO YOUR FUCKING FACE!
Then the guy and the teacher got in an actual fist fight in the middle of the classroom. It looked like a UFC fight (he was a big kid who eventually got expelled).
No kidding! Things were wild back then!
Niagara
(12,467 posts)I remember a few stories that you shared.
And this was public school? Was this school system in an Italian neighborhood?
It sounds wild!
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)Jr. High was grades 7, 8, and 9.
The boys from the north side of town were mostly Italian.
It was a whole big drama. Like you would see in a movie. The north siders carried knifes, smoked pot, etc. And they terrorized everyone else. These boys were legitimately tough and knew how to fight.
They kind of cut me a break because I was Italian, but I was from the south side of town.
But I did have to fight a few times until they didn't bother me any more.
Niagara
(12,467 posts)It sounds rough!
Sometimes you got to get that respect from those guys!
Edit: I just realized that we just highjacked some other DU'ers thread!
Marthe48
(23,820 posts)Niagara
(12,467 posts)Niagara
(12,467 posts)I have the central air on with 2 wind tunnel fans to block the noise.
It's still light outside and currently they're working on loud firecrackers but once it turns dark it's going to be class 4 fireworks going off.
I might drug myself tonight, Marthe!
Marthe48
(23,820 posts)not doing much good.
Hang in there!
Niagara
(12,467 posts)You hang in there too!
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)This will go on until 300AM.
I think Honey Boo Boo next door is setting them off.
Good luck tonight!
Niagara
(12,467 posts)But that noise carries long distance and so eventually it becomes background noise around midnight.
Honey Boo Boo!
Thank you, Lucky! Good luck to you tonight as well!
LuckyCharms
(23,442 posts)Jerry lost his finger as a young boy in a wood chopping accident. I guess if Jerry can laugh about it, it's ok...
