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Enter stage left

(4,696 posts) Thu Jul 2, 2026, 08:00 PM 9 hrs ago

We had someone break into our house and steal a dozen eggs, but left a pan of boiling water on the stove...

The police think it was poachers.

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We had someone break into our house and steal a dozen eggs, but left a pan of boiling water on the stove... (Original Post) Enter stage left 9 hrs ago OP

Not the most hard-boiled criminals. skypilot 9 hrs ago #1

You may have interrupted them dweller 8 hrs ago #2

Wow...that cooked my mind! Enter stage left 8 hrs ago #3

It was the "omelet" line that got you the big score there, bucko. FadedMullet 6 hrs ago #6

SCORE ! dweller 4 hrs ago #12

I always previously thought that he was a good egg. SeattleVet 7 hrs ago #4

The yolk was on you. Just Jerome 7 hrs ago #5

haha. AllaN01Bear 6 hrs ago #7

Pinboy3niner would have liked this thread. 3catwoman3 6 hrs ago #8

I miss Pinboy... Enter stage left 6 hrs ago #9

I shell remember this fargone 5 hrs ago #10

You must be shell shocked... Wounded Bear 4 hrs ago #11

skypilot

(9,152 posts)

1. Not the most hard-boiled criminals.

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 08:20 PM

9 hrs ago

dweller

(28,999 posts)

2. You may have interrupted them

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 08:42 PM

8 hrs ago

So they scrambled out of there.

If they are caught , I hope they fry , but they should not be coddled

Omelet the police decide …

✌🏻

Enter stage left

(4,696 posts)

3. Wow...that cooked my mind!

Reply to dweller (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 08:46 PM

8 hrs ago

FadedMullet

(1,110 posts)

6. It was the "omelet" line that got you the big score there, bucko.

Reply to dweller (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:36 PM

6 hrs ago

dweller

(28,999 posts)

12. SCORE !

Reply to FadedMullet (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 3, 2026, 01:06 AM

4 hrs ago

✌🏻

SeattleVet

(5,970 posts)

4. I always previously thought that he was a good egg.

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:17 PM

7 hrs ago

Just Jerome

(614 posts)

5. The yolk was on you.

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:35 PM

7 hrs ago

AllaN01Bear

(30,183 posts)

7. haha.

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:45 PM

6 hrs ago

3catwoman3

(30,274 posts)

8. Pinboy3niner would have liked this thread.

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:57 PM

6 hrs ago

Enter stage left

(4,696 posts)

9. I miss Pinboy...

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #8)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:59 PM

6 hrs ago

Thanks!

fargone

(681 posts)

10. I shell remember this

Reply to Enter stage left (Reply #9)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 11:43 PM

5 hrs ago

But I wish I had a picture for my photo albumin.

Wounded Bear

(64,884 posts)

11. You must be shell shocked...

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Fri Jul 3, 2026, 12:54 AM

4 hrs ago

or was it just a bad yolk?

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