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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,403 posts) Sun May 31, 2026, 11:52 AM 19 hrs ago

Considering my ever advancing decrepitude, I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to

outrun karma!

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Considering my ever advancing decrepitude, I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo 19 hrs ago OP

Karma comes around like a boomerang Wicked Blue 18 hrs ago #1

😨 Floyd R. Turbo 18 hrs ago #2

I figure I'm about due EYESORE 9001 18 hrs ago #3

😰 Floyd R. Turbo 18 hrs ago #4

If you see me running, please kill whatever is chasing me. surfered 17 hrs ago #5

ROFLMAO!!! some_of_us_are_sane 16 hrs ago #7

Sadly, it's just about true 😁 surfered 14 hrs ago #9

😁 Floyd R. Turbo 10 hrs ago #11

Time to True Dough 17 hrs ago #6

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 10 hrs ago #12

One foot in front of the other, my friend some_of_us_are_sane 16 hrs ago #8

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo 10 hrs ago #13

You have an appointment in Samarra? Harker 13 hrs ago #10

You'll be the Floyd R. Turbo 10 hrs ago #14

Fortunately, my karma has worn piston rings and a clogged catalytic convertor, so... LudwigPastorius 4 hrs ago #15

Wicked Blue

(9,042 posts)

1. Karma comes around like a boomerang

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:57 AM

18 hrs ago

so keep an eye on what's behind you

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,403 posts)

2. 😨

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #1)

Sun May 31, 2026, 12:11 PM

18 hrs ago

EYESORE 9001

(29,919 posts)

3. I figure I'm about due

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 12:26 PM

18 hrs ago

Any lifetime now…

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,403 posts)

4. 😰

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #3)

Sun May 31, 2026, 12:54 PM

18 hrs ago

surfered

(14,546 posts)

5. If you see me running, please kill whatever is chasing me.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 01:28 PM

17 hrs ago

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,732 posts)

7. ROFLMAO!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Sun May 31, 2026, 02:30 PM

16 hrs ago

Great one!

surfered

(14,546 posts)

9. Sadly, it's just about true 😁

Reply to some_of_us_are_sane (Reply #7)

Sun May 31, 2026, 04:46 PM

14 hrs ago

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,403 posts)

11. 😁

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Sun May 31, 2026, 08:44 PM

10 hrs ago

True Dough

(27,423 posts)

6. Time to

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 01:29 PM

17 hrs ago

get a morotized scooter, Floyd!

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,403 posts)

12. 😬

Reply to True Dough (Reply #6)

Sun May 31, 2026, 08:44 PM

10 hrs ago

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,732 posts)

8. One foot in front of the other, my friend

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 02:32 PM

16 hrs ago

It's not a race. It's a sight-seeing tour on a stroll!

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,403 posts)

13. 🤗

Reply to some_of_us_are_sane (Reply #8)

Sun May 31, 2026, 08:44 PM

10 hrs ago

Harker

(18,217 posts)

10. You have an appointment in Samarra?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 04:59 PM

13 hrs ago

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,403 posts)

14. You'll be the

Reply to Harker (Reply #10)

Sun May 31, 2026, 08:45 PM

10 hrs ago

death of me!😰

LudwigPastorius

(15,090 posts)

15. Fortunately, my karma has worn piston rings and a clogged catalytic convertor, so...