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debm55

(55,347 posts) Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:28 AM 6 hrs ago

What do you call advice from a cow? Answer is beef tips

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What do you call advice from a cow? Answer is beef tips (Original Post) debm55 6 hrs ago OP

Utterance Historic NY 6 hrs ago #1

Sorry, not correct Historic NY, but thanks for trying. debm55 6 hrs ago #3

Guernsey or Jersey? marble falls 6 hrs ago #2

Sorry not correct, marble falls. TY for trying. debm55 6 hrs ago #4

Udder nonsense. Fla Dem 5 hrs ago #5

Excellent answer.Fla Dem . But not correct. Thank you for trying debm55 5 hrs ago #6

A moo(t) point? LoisB 5 hrs ago #7

Great answer but not correct. Thank you for trying , LoisB debm55 5 hrs ago #8

Cownseling? AmBlue 5 hrs ago #9

Terrific answer , AmBlue, but not the correct answer. thank you for trying. debm55 5 hrs ago #10

More... markbark 5 hrs ago #11

HAHAHHAHHAHAH. Thank you very much, markbark. for sharing the cow jokes. debm55 5 hrs ago #12

Historic NY

(39,617 posts)

1. Utterance

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:31 AM

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debm55

(55,347 posts)

3. Sorry, not correct Historic NY, but thanks for trying.

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Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:32 AM

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marble falls

(70,776 posts)

2. Guernsey or Jersey?

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Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:31 AM

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debm55

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4. Sorry not correct, marble falls. TY for trying.

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Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:34 AM

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Fla Dem

(27,412 posts)

5. Udder nonsense.

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Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:40 AM

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debm55

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6. Excellent answer.Fla Dem . But not correct. Thank you for trying

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Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:43 AM

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LoisB

(12,329 posts)

7. A moo(t) point?

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Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:46 AM

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debm55

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8. Great answer but not correct. Thank you for trying , LoisB

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Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:48 AM

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AmBlue

(3,458 posts)

9. Cownseling?

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Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:49 AM

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debm55

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10. Terrific answer , AmBlue, but not the correct answer. thank you for trying.

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Fri Jan 2, 2026, 09:52 AM

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markbark

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11. More...

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2026, 10:10 AM

5 hrs ago

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a cow who ALMOST jumps a barbed wire fence?
Udder disaster

What do you call a cow who's just given birth?
De-calf-innated.

What do you call a male bovine who just swallowed a hand grenade?
Abominable

What do you call the sme bovie after the grenade goes off?
Noble

debm55

(55,347 posts)

12. HAHAHHAHHAHAH. Thank you very much, markbark. for sharing the cow jokes.

Reply to markbark (Reply #11)

Fri Jan 2, 2026, 10:12 AM

5 hrs ago

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