Absolutely hate it.

So, here I am in NE Ohio.

Have to do that anymore, maintenance people do it.

I'm really thankful!

I'd pay someone to do it, for sure

To have ME as your maintenance guy. That guy who fell twice? Could be me!

There's more than one guy, it's more like three and then a couple neighbors like to be helpful so I'm good with not feeling like I have to do it.

I also use a ski pole when footing gets weird.

Stay inside! I haven’t gotten hurt sitting on the couch! But I am klutzy enough that I could fall twice like that guy did! And of course my kids would be delighted to put it on the Internet for all to see!

is outside the wheel house of your usual fare, but just as funny!

I guess I just don't find other people's misfortunes humorous. But, even if I did, these are just .... not funny.

Not funny at all.

The humor arises from the stark contrast between the gravity of a situation (e.g., imminent death) and the triviality of a joke.
I had a neighbor nick named “Nubby” after he lost a finger to a snowblower.

Someone with a powerful snowblower reaches the deck with a woman shoveling.

Would hide around the corner and wait until I finished the driveway before coming down our street.

All my ice is in my margarita glass.

its hazardous to my health