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Marthe48

(22,372 posts) Tue Nov 11, 2025, 10:56 AM Tuesday

Poll question mentioned by the DJ

on True Oldies Channel:

What would be worse? Finding a dead person under your bed? Or a live person under your bed?

I'm going to say a live person would freak me out

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Poll question mentioned by the DJ (Original Post) Marthe48 Tuesday OP

No big deal to me nuxvomica Tuesday #1

lol Marthe48 Tuesday #2

A dead person you have time to think about how to deal with. markodochartaigh Tuesday #3

I am calling the cops either way. Maybe from the toilet as I lose my shit irisblue Tuesday #4

LOL! some_of_us_are_sane Tuesday #6

If the live person smells fragrant, he or she gets a pass True Dough Tuesday #5

Three guys in a pub. First guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a baseball player because he found a catcher's Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday #7

Lol Marthe48 Tuesday #8

😊 Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday #9

Depends on who the live person is Grim Chieftain Tuesday #10

nuxvomica

(13,783 posts)

1. No big deal to me

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 11:01 AM

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I had a live person under my bed for years when I was a kid: my brother. Do I need to mention we had bunk beds?

Marthe48

(22,372 posts)

2. lol

Reply to nuxvomica (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 11:25 AM

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markodochartaigh

(4,648 posts)

3. A dead person you have time to think about how to deal with.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 11:28 AM

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A live person has to be dealt with immediately.

irisblue

(36,565 posts)

4. I am calling the cops either way. Maybe from the toilet as I lose my shit

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 02:19 PM

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some_of_us_are_sane

(2,577 posts)

6. LOL!

Reply to irisblue (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 08:12 PM

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Exactly!

True Dough

(25,176 posts)

5. If the live person smells fragrant, he or she gets a pass

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 07:52 PM

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The rotting corpse is not going to have an appealing aroma. It would be hard to sleep.

Floyd R. Turbo

(31,808 posts)

7. Three guys in a pub. First guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a baseball player because he found a catcher's

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 08:59 PM

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mitt under his bed. Second guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a hockey player because he found a goalie’s mask under his bed. Third guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a horse, he found a jockey under his bed!