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3Hotdogs

(14,821 posts)
Sun Oct 26, 2025, 07:07 PM Oct 26

There is a new, upscale chocolate. Local supermarket sells it at $57.20 A FUCKIN' POUND. It is branded after a certain

sub-saharan nation whose name starts with a D and which produces no chocolate.

On the label, the stuff is made in Italy.

Whoever branded and marketed this stuff to Yuppies is the same real estate agent that labeled Greenland or the guy who convinced Yuppies that coffee with a squirt of flavored syrup is worth $7.00 per paper container, 'cause it's sophisticated.

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There is a new, upscale chocolate. Local supermarket sells it at $57.20 A FUCKIN' POUND. It is branded after a certain (Original Post) 3Hotdogs Oct 26 OP
Yep, I saw some of that and thought WTF? Attilatheblond Oct 26 #1
Democratic republic of the Congo? Blues Heron Oct 26 #2
I think it is Dubai DBoon Oct 26 #3
To'ak: 1.76 ounces $450 rog Oct 26 #4
Thank you for this. 3Hotdogs Oct 26 #10
The funny thing is ... rog Oct 27 #12
I saw a bar of it at my local Speedway gas station and it was a bargain at $21.99. catbyte Oct 26 #5
I've had it. It sucks. Stick to Hershey. no_hypocrisy Oct 26 #6
Hershey Symphony ProfessorGAC Oct 27 #14
My daughter told me about it a couple months ago Marthe48 Oct 26 #7
Apparently, True Dough Oct 27 #13
I got a bar at the Honky Bucket a couple of months ago because it had pistachio cream filling ms liberty Oct 26 #8
As someone who grew up in Switzerland... regnaD kciN Oct 26 #9
It just goes to show you LogDog75 Oct 27 #11

rog

(899 posts)
4. To'ak: 1.76 ounces $450
Sun Oct 26, 2025, 08:08 PM
Oct 26
https://www.barefootcoffee.com/blogs/news/toak-the-worlds-most-expensive-chocolate

Lots more at the article above ...

1) Origin: To’ak’s cacao is grown in Manabi, Ecuador, which is to cacao what Burgundy is to wine. It has the ideal soil and climate.

2) Farming is "dry", which means they do not irrigate their cacao. So To'ak's harvests highlight the terroir and varies each year according to weather (like coffee and wine).

3) Scarcity: beans are harvested from only 14 farms and come from the rarest variety, pure 100% Nacional. They painstakingly sift through beans in 6 manual phases to find the most desirable
toak chocolate

4) To’ak is sustainable and invests in conservation. eg. all wood they use for boxed packaging is replenished by planting native hardwood trees.

But $450...for a single bar?! That's To'ak's 77% Guayasamín art series bar...and it is truly a piece of art. The bar pays tribute to renown artist Oswaldo Guayasamín who painted in dualities: cruelty and tenderness, life and death.

It arrives in a crafted wood box with wood tweezers (so you don't contaminate the bar with your finger oils). It also includes a drawing by Guayasamín. The chocolate was aged 3 years and is a blend of their 2015 "light" and "dark" (duality theme) harvest.

Experience notes:
Nose: Tobacco, caramel, floral, woody.
Palate: Woody, buttery caramel, tobacco, honey, dark fruits, softly floral, earthy, nutty.
Finish: Honey, toffee, earthy, nutty.

With luxury items, high prices reflect the artistry, craftsmanship, scarcity, taste and overall experience. That is To'ak's $450 Art Series bar.


Edited to add that this article prices To'ak at $490 for 1.76 oz (50 g).

The foundation of its prestige rests on the company's dedication to the legendary Ecuadorian cacao variety known as “Nacional.” This cacao's genetic lineage traces back to the dawn of cacao domestication by ancient civilizations 5,300 years ago. Despite once being globally acclaimed in the 19th century, pure Nacional cacao was nearly lost to time, believed to be extinct as of 2009. However, To'ak discovered one of the last standing groves of 100% pure Nacional cacao in the valley of Piedra de Plata. This historical and genetic significance, paired with the variety's potential extinction, catapults its value and demand. The company's commitment to preserving this treasured variety, differentiating between pure Nacional and its more common hybrids, and investing in conservation efforts make To'ak Chocolate not just a purveyor of fine chocolates, but also a steward of cacao history and biodiversity.


rog

(899 posts)
12. The funny thing is ...
Mon Oct 27, 2025, 03:01 AM
Oct 27

... those details about To'ak read almost like this parody I did many years ago when a relative posted a detailed account of buying and preparing (supposedly) Kobe beef.

Lovingly hand cultivated in the secret remote beet fields near Kobe, Japan, the legendary Kobe Beet is one of Earth's rare culinary delicacies. The texture of the succulent flesh is so fine and tender as to defy description.

There are never more than ten beet fields planted in this region in any given year. The seeds are sown in fields chosen by an ancient Buddhist ritual. The location of the fields is known only to a select few, and these are sworn to secrecy upon pain of death.

[note: The person who shot this picture escaped capture with only seconds to spare.]

The beet farmers of Kobe dedicate their lives to nurturing these prized vegetables. The leaves are brushed daily with sake, applied with a brush crafted of the finest butterfly antennae. The attendants recite classic haiku to the plants to soothe them as they hand massage the delicate shoots to hardy maturity. They are not given water for moisture. Rather, they are sprinkled with Japanese Asahi beer five times every day. Each plant is given daily acupuncture treatments to release toxins and reduce stress during the last weeks before harvest.

-----clip-----

Despite the astronomical cost of this nearly unattainable ambrosia, I decided recently to sample the Kobe legend for myself. I had saved for this for over ten years and had accumulated enough money to purchase just seven Kobe Beets. At a cost of over $300 per ounce this came to just under $10,000 - my entire life savings - but I knew this once in a lifetime meal would be worth it.

It goes on for quite a while, with images and other documentation, but you get the idea ...


That actually got the attention of R. L. Freeborn, founder of Kobe Beef America, who sent me a pretty funny response.

catbyte

(38,314 posts)
5. I saw a bar of it at my local Speedway gas station and it was a bargain at $21.99.
Sun Oct 26, 2025, 08:24 PM
Oct 26

No. Way. In. Hell. I love chocolate and I like pistachios, but this is ridiculous. Another stupid TikTok fad.

ProfessorGAC

(75,279 posts)
14. Hershey Symphony
Mon Oct 27, 2025, 06:59 PM
Oct 27

That is the premium brand. It's way more rich & has a luxurious mouth feel compared to the flagship products.
The one with the almond slivers & toffee chips is fantastic.
And, the dollar store sells the big bar for $5. 2 of them is over half a pound for less than half a Dubai bar.
Way better deal and still a premium chocolate.

Marthe48

(22,376 posts)
7. My daughter told me about it a couple months ago
Sun Oct 26, 2025, 08:42 PM
Oct 26

and wants to try to make it. I was with my other daughter in Maryland, in a T.J. Maxx. She got a bag of bonbon style, and in another store, a thin candy bar. She gave me 3 of the bonbons. They are ok, but I don't see why it is so expensive. She left the bar in the car and it got melty, so we ate it.

I was in a gift store in MA last week and they were asking $23.95/lb for fudge.

What a world, when nothing brings joy.

True Dough

(25,178 posts)
13. Apparently,
Mon Oct 27, 2025, 04:43 AM
Oct 27

it brings the filthy rich great joy to keep taking money from the average American. At least in this case, it's a discretionary purchase.

ms liberty

(10,815 posts)
8. I got a bar at the Honky Bucket a couple of months ago because it had pistachio cream filling
Sun Oct 26, 2025, 09:05 PM
Oct 26

It was delicious, but the reality is that was the pistachio cream talking. My CBD store has some not-dubai chocolate with pistachio cream singles that are cheaper and I like better

regnaD kciN

(27,366 posts)
9. As someone who grew up in Switzerland...
Sun Oct 26, 2025, 10:06 PM
Oct 26

…the notion that the UAE is somehow the best of the best when it comes to chocolate would be infuriating if it wasn’t so laughable. The only way this marketing works is by playing on those gullible minds that think of Dubai, “yeah, that’s the haven of the ultra-rich, so it must be the best.”

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