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Zorro

(18,204 posts) Thu Oct 9, 2025, 04:43 PM Oct 9

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch

BRENTWOOD, TN—Taking to Instagram to address recent concerns from her fans, country music icon Dolly Parton shared a video Thursday in which she confirmed her sister is a shit-stirring bitch.

“Hey y’all, I know there’s been a lot of speculation about what’s going on with me these days, but I want you to know that I’m doing just fine despite my sister being an attention-seeking whore whose only purpose in life is trying to ruin mine,” the 12-time Grammy winner said in the brief clip, insisting to her 8 million followers that her sister had always lied for fame and probably had to because she was a “talentless hack with nothing in the looks department.”

“I just figured if you heard from me, you’d know my sister is a lying sack of shit. So don’t worry! I’ll keep on playing my music, and sure as my name’s Dolly, my sister will keep being a skank.”

Parton went on to say that although she herself was not dead, her sister almost certainly would be if she kept up this act.

https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

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Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch (Original Post) Zorro Oct 9 OP

Sad they stoop so low. Parton would not talk that way and probably never diss her sister. Rings hollow. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 9 #1

Growing up we used to buy markodochartaigh Oct 9 #2

Dolly Parton is much beloved by red, blue and purple. More so blue these days, perhaps, but very wide appeal Bernardo de La Paz Oct 9 #3

I love Dolly too, markodochartaigh Oct 9 #8

No one believes Dolly would talk like that Zorro Oct 9 #4

Yes, and I find trash talking about as witless as toilet humour. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 9 #5

I had the exact same thought LearnedHand Oct 9 #6

... Oeditpus Rex Oct 9 #7

Bernardo de La Paz

(60,320 posts)

1. Sad they stoop so low. Parton would not talk that way and probably never diss her sister. Rings hollow. . . nt

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Oct 9, 2025, 04:48 PM

Oct 9

markodochartaigh

(4,680 posts)

2. Growing up we used to buy

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 9, 2025, 05:03 PM

Oct 9

onions in 50 lb bags. Occasionally there would be a bad one. Nothing stinks as much as a bad onion.

Bernardo de La Paz

(60,320 posts)

3. Dolly Parton is much beloved by red, blue and purple. More so blue these days, perhaps, but very wide appeal

Reply to markodochartaigh (Reply #2)

Thu Oct 9, 2025, 05:09 PM

Oct 9

I thought she was brilliant as an actress in "9 to 5". She played her part straight, as it should be the role, but the opposite of rigid straight and with perfect judgment of just the right amount to push it.

Dolly Parton is highly intelligent.