Don't answer it and delete it. They usually want a gift card.

dollar inheritance!

Most grandparents don't see their grandkids often enough to recognize them for certain, so scammers send messages like "Grandpa help it's an emergency and I can't reach Mom and Dad if I don't put up bail money they're gonna throw me in jail".

They only have to fool one person occasionally to make it pay off.

He'd been arrested in Poland.

LOL. He was pretty surprised to hear that when I called him to check.

of when I went to get my first mobile phone about 30 years ago and found out I was dead.

Some years ago I got a letter from a major insurance company wanting to know if I was dead, and if I was, who should they send the life insurance money to. Turned out that my mom had taken out a policy on me at birth, which was not an uncommon thing back in the 1950s. And thanks Mom, I was able to borrow some money against the policy to help pay for my daughter’s college bills.

The yacht company wasn’t impressed…darn!

Where did she say she is?
I need to help her, again.
She can be a pain.
Again, I'm sorry, Floyd.