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Alice Kramden

(2,834 posts) Wed Sep 24, 2025, 08:38 PM Sep 24

Worst Rapture Ever

The same assholes are still here

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Worst Rapture Ever (Original Post) Alice Kramden Sep 24 OP

I was hoping.... BeneteauBum Sep 24 #1

If there were really a rapture of the good, my cats would have been taken, but they're still here. spooky3 Sep 24 #2

Yeah, I need to speak to the manager....... tulipsandroses Sep 24 #3

I Missed the Rapture...AGAIN!!! MrWowWow Sep 24 #4

LOL Alice Kramden Sep 24 #6

I remember that 6 Feet Under Episode open BaronChocula Sep 24 #10

Well, my friends and I were bowling today LogDog75 Sep 24 #5

Whereas Blondie had the best Rapture ever! Crowman2009 Sep 24 #7

Good cuz real Christians know the word's nowhere in the Bible, pretend christians just made it up. ancianita Sep 24 #8

The Daily Show was funny BidenRocks Sep 24 #9

BeneteauBum

(287 posts)

1. I was hoping....

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 08:41 PM

Sep 24

The white Christian nationalists would get their wish. Guess I still have to put up with their hypocrisy.
Peace ☮️

spooky3

(38,153 posts)

2. If there were really a rapture of the good, my cats would have been taken, but they're still here.

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 08:42 PM

Sep 24

Thank goodness!

tulipsandroses

(8,086 posts)

3. Yeah, I need to speak to the manager.......

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 08:45 PM

Sep 24

Is there going to be a do-over?

MrWowWow

(1,461 posts)

4. I Missed the Rapture...AGAIN!!!

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 08:56 PM

Sep 24

And this time, all I got was the rapture-inspired t-shirt! Left behind...AGAIN!!!
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If you're like me, a left behind, best enroll in Rapture Ground School asap! Don't feel unworthy. Don't be left behind next time!
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Let's begin with these training videos:
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Alice Kramden

(2,834 posts)

6. LOL

Reply to MrWowWow (Reply #4)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:18 PM

Sep 24

Kudos for the videos

BaronChocula

(3,809 posts)

10. I remember that 6 Feet Under Episode open

Reply to MrWowWow (Reply #4)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 11:33 PM

Sep 24

And Beth Grant the actress is one of my faves. I follow her on FB and she is just the sweetest and most gracious person with a right-placed heart.

LogDog75

(990 posts)

5. Well, my friends and I were bowling today

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:13 PM

Sep 24

so I guess we missed out on it. The good news is instead of being one of those Christians who went to heaven I was left behind with a better class of people.