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Deep State Witch

(12,470 posts) Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:14 AM Sep 23

So, Anybody Raptured Yet?

I know it's just noon on the East Coast, but anybody here Raptured yet?

Nah, I didn't think so.

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So, Anybody Raptured Yet? (Original Post) Deep State Witch Sep 23 OP

Around 10:30 EST, I felt a twinge of Rapture.... OAITW r.2.0 Sep 23 #1

I did as well, but it turned out to be gas. cloudbase Sep 23 #33

Nope. SheltieLover Sep 23 #2

There's still time Coldwater Sep 23 #3

Nothing yet here on the Gulf coast .... anciano Sep 23 #4

No sign of it here in Michigan, but we just had a pretty good thunderstorm roll through catbyte Sep 23 #5

Not yet, but I do feel lighter awesomerwb1 Sep 23 #6

I'm generally pretty happy, but I wouldn't say rapturous. Scrivener7 Sep 23 #7

I have my eye on a lakefront McMansion.... Thunderbeast Sep 23 #8

Yep. A bigger McMansion Deep State Witch Sep 23 #10

I fear we are all condemned to Trump's Hell on Earth for the indefinite future, so no. hlthe2b Sep 23 #9

The only thing raptured was America's remaining dignity...once Trumpo started talking at UNGA today... (n/t) Moostache Sep 23 #11

Someone should release a bunch of blow-up dolls. pandr32 Sep 23 #12

Wasn't there an movie with a scene like that? mwmisses4289 Sep 23 #17

That sounds like what I thought would happen. pandr32 Sep 23 #18

Six feet under. mwmisses4289 Sep 23 #19

Here. mwmisses4289 Sep 23 #20

That's the stuff! pandr32 Sep 23 #21

Ohhh....I gotta see that! Bayard Sep 23 #22

now, if they were only blow up sex dolls lapfog_1 Sep 23 #30

Dump's diaper may have ruptured Blue Owl Sep 23 #13

It did start raining a little... 2naSalit Sep 23 #14

Wait...it's today?!? But I was assured that it's happening tomorrow! mwmisses4289 Sep 23 #15

I hope it picks me up out of Texas and drops me in NM or Colorado. walkingman Sep 23 #16

If only one certain person was raptured C_U_L8R Sep 23 #23

Yes! MysteriousStranger Sep 23 #24

I'm certainly not expecting to be snatched up... Wounded Bear Sep 23 #25

AFAIK my annoying MAGA relatives are still here. yardwork Sep 23 #26

Pray harder, everyone! Trueblue Texan Sep 23 #27

Religious beliefs are for the stupid and gullible. Sibelius Fan Sep 23 #28

The unber religious are stupid and gullible LogDog75 Sep 23 #32

There was a guy floating in the air earlier but apparently he was huffing helium. Dave Bowman Sep 23 #29

If anyone did rapture LogDog75 Sep 23 #31

I felt great after peeing when I really had to go rurallib Sep 23 #34

OAITW r.2.0

(31,059 posts)

1. Around 10:30 EST, I felt a twinge of Rapture....

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:17 AM

Sep 23

but, it didn't take.

cloudbase

(6,106 posts)

33. I did as well, but it turned out to be gas.

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 02:29 PM

Sep 23

SheltieLover

(75,189 posts)

2. Nope.

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:19 AM

Sep 23

Do people really believe this? If so, do they give away all their belongings?

Coldwater

(659 posts)

3. There's still time

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:20 AM

Sep 23

it's projected to take place September 23-24, 2025

anciano

(2,040 posts)

4. Nothing yet here on the Gulf coast ....

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:20 AM

Sep 23

catbyte

(38,339 posts)

5. No sign of it here in Michigan, but we just had a pretty good thunderstorm roll through

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:23 AM

Sep 23

That's about it.

awesomerwb1

(4,936 posts)

6. Not yet, but I do feel lighter

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:24 AM

Sep 23

Scrivener7

(57,897 posts)

7. I'm generally pretty happy, but I wouldn't say rapturous.

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:31 AM

Sep 23

Thunderbeast

(3,727 posts)

8. I have my eye on a lakefront McMansion....

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:31 AM

Sep 23

When the owners elevate, I hope to take advantage. They have a couple of nice cars too.

Deep State Witch

(12,470 posts)

10. Yep. A bigger McMansion

Reply to Thunderbeast (Reply #8)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:32 AM

Sep 23

So we can house more cats!

hlthe2b

(112,222 posts)

9. I fear we are all condemned to Trump's Hell on Earth for the indefinite future, so no.

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:32 AM

Sep 23

But if his MAGA are raptured, we'd be in HEAVEN!

Moostache

(10,930 posts)

11. The only thing raptured was America's remaining dignity...once Trumpo started talking at UNGA today... (n/t)

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:36 AM

Sep 23

pandr32

(13,648 posts)

12. Someone should release a bunch of blow-up dolls.

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:45 AM

Sep 23

I know it's bad to release balloons, but it would be hilarious to watch people think they are not making the righteous cut.
Perhaps over some deeply evangelical areas of MAGA.

mwmisses4289

(2,827 posts)

17. Wasn't there an movie with a scene like that?

Reply to pandr32 (Reply #12)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:08 PM

Sep 23

Scene of cars crashing and other kinda funny stuff as the people freaked out.

pandr32

(13,648 posts)

18. That sounds like what I thought would happen.

Reply to mwmisses4289 (Reply #17)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:19 PM

Sep 23

What movie?

mwmisses4289

(2,827 posts)

19. Six feet under.

Reply to pandr32 (Reply #18)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:24 PM

Sep 23

I think that was the name of the movie.

mwmisses4289

(2,827 posts)

20. Here.

Reply to pandr32 (Reply #18)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:25 PM

Sep 23

https://m.

pandr32

(13,648 posts)

21. That's the stuff!

Reply to mwmisses4289 (Reply #20)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:27 PM

Sep 23

Bayard

(27,874 posts)

22. Ohhh....I gotta see that!

Reply to mwmisses4289 (Reply #20)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:33 PM

Sep 23

lapfog_1

(31,452 posts)

30. now, if they were only blow up sex dolls

Reply to mwmisses4289 (Reply #20)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:42 PM

Sep 23

and she thinks only the evil sinners get to go to heaven

Blue Owl

(57,955 posts)

13. Dump's diaper may have ruptured

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:47 AM

Sep 23

2naSalit

(99,050 posts)

14. It did start raining a little...

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 11:56 AM

Sep 23

I've been hoping for rain for a week.

Does that count?

mwmisses4289

(2,827 posts)

15. Wait...it's today?!? But I was assured that it's happening tomorrow!

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:01 PM

Sep 23

Maybe that's why my cats were going nuts at 5 this a.m.!

walkingman

(10,143 posts)

16. I hope it picks me up out of Texas and drops me in NM or Colorado.

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:04 PM

Sep 23

C_U_L8R

(48,591 posts)

23. If only one certain person was raptured

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:45 PM

Sep 23

I’d be in bliss.

MysteriousStranger

(14 posts)

24. Yes!

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:19 PM

Sep 23

I've been dancing to Santana in my kitchen!

Wounded Bear

(63,546 posts)

25. I'm certainly not expecting to be snatched up...

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:23 PM

Sep 23

Just hoping I can scavenge some good shit when the "good folks" are gone.

yardwork

(68,615 posts)

26. AFAIK my annoying MAGA relatives are still here.

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:27 PM

Sep 23

Trueblue Texan

(4,038 posts)

27. Pray harder, everyone!

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:29 PM

Sep 23

Please Lord!!! Take them! Take them now!!

Sibelius Fan

(24,776 posts)

28. Religious beliefs are for the stupid and gullible.

Reply to Deep State Witch (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:30 PM

Sep 23

LogDog75

(990 posts)

32. The unber religious are stupid and gullible

Reply to Sibelius Fan (Reply #28)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 02:17 PM

Sep 23

Many people who are religious are sensible and don't push their religious beliefs on others. The uber religious are people lacking something in their lives so they turn to the charlatans who promise them eternal life if they follow the charlatan's phony religion they're pushing. Those people are so desperate to find some guidance in life they're willing to give up their lives, their families, their friends, their homes, and their money as a symbol of their devotion to their religion.