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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat in your mind is the worst invention ever
For me its the effin noisy yard blower - why the eff is it so loud?
DaBronx
(749 posts)And the assault
Rifle
malaise
(291,416 posts)the assault rifle- add nuclear weapons.
Guess I was thinking about simple annoyances, but there are way more deadly inventions than the blower.
That said I could see the blower making someone snap.
Harker
(17,164 posts)It's a mind bender.
GreenWave
(12,048 posts)Plastic is deadly
Endlessmike56
(64 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)anti-social or both?
thomski64
(817 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)😀
no_hypocrisy
(53,850 posts)Sole purchase was to attach to the string of your tampon to pull it out so your fingers didnt touch your naughty bits.
That, my friends, is wholly useless.
malaise
(291,416 posts)😂😂 - that is effin useless.
In hindsight I should have said annoying and/or
useless because the blower is mostly annoying.
One of my close friends bought a blower.
Her 92 year old mother was so angry because she loved raking the yard as morning exercise and the noise pissed her off big time. She gave it away after three days.
UniqueUserName
(393 posts)You clarified before I could give a lawyer-like response of it depends on your definition of "worst". But from your example I assumed as mundanely annoying.
There are several "worst" types:
useless --- ugh! the variations on the countertop small griddle appliance. Don't get me wrong. A countertop appliance that has applies direct heat from the bottom and the top at the same time is very useful. But the myriads of variations. . .ugh! There's the one to de-crust sandwiches, another to seal pierogi. Maybe that's a class of useless variations on useful things.
annoying --- intentionally irritating ringtones.
evil --- torture devices including iron maiden, the rack, various versions of pillory meant not only to humiliate but to make the person being punished extra uncomfortable.
wasteful --
(In the meantime: I've sat here for 10 minutes trying to clean up this post to make it less pedantically annoying. To post or not to post, that is the question.)
malaise
(291,416 posts)Perfect
Nice response
onethatcares
(16,940 posts)pulling weeds............................moments of ZEN
3catwoman3
(28,232 posts)How would you insert them? Even the ones with applicators require a certain amount of finger proximity.
The inventor of this device must not have used diaphragms or cervical caps.
no_hypocrisy
(53,850 posts)I suppose it was common in the Fifties.
radical noodle
(10,439 posts)I seem to remember that those were to keep one's fingers from getting all bloody.
no_hypocrisy
(53,850 posts)HappyH
(150 posts)that it was invented by a man?
3catwoman3
(28,232 posts)to get in contact with our nether regions.
3catwoman3
(28,232 posts)Who knew?
Sogo
(6,869 posts)and, boy, won't that be fun in the extraction!!!!
3catwoman3
(28,232 posts)very likely.
unblock
(55,818 posts)The so bad even the inventor agreed and apologized.
unblock
(55,818 posts)Leaded gasoline and CFCs (Freon).
Yup, both invented by the same guy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.
t is often reported that he had been accidentally killed by his own invention,
Some would call this karma
Chipper Chat
(10,697 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)My mother loved hers
No red meat here to roast and turkey is rare so I never owned one
Orrex
(66,441 posts)spooky3
(38,159 posts)Freddie
(10,014 posts)LeftInTX
(34,007 posts)Lochloosa
(16,635 posts)cksmithy
(402 posts)for upholstery projects. It works really well, make a nice straight cut. Can even shape and mold to round edges, etc.
I did originally buy it for meat carving, but I have never used it on any type of meat.
EYESORE 9001
(29,337 posts)Infernal contraption, that
malaise
(291,416 posts)😀
EYESORE 9001
(29,337 posts)but friggin aggravating!
malaise
(291,416 posts)😀
electric_blue68
(25,096 posts)had wheels. So when the alarm went off it would roll off your night stand. You had to get up and retrieve it to shut it off.
😄😬
Guessing the theory being - that would wake you up enough!
hunter
(40,225 posts)Reducing the value of damned near everything to a single one dimensional number is utterly insane.
This one invention will ultimately be the end of us.
If we want to survive as a species we need to figure out how to implement a Star Trek sort of economy now.
malaise
(291,416 posts)Rec
Intractable
(1,421 posts)hunter
(40,225 posts)You can't escape grifters anywhere in the universe.
It's best not to encourage them.
Orrex
(66,441 posts)But the yard blower is definitely a contender
malaise
(291,416 posts)the organized😀
Orrex
(66,441 posts)When Ive said as much in the past, its gotten me lectures and a hidden post!
😀
rurallib
(64,429 posts)Rizen
(998 posts)I had the same thought.
2MuchNoise
(630 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)Never ever bought it
IbogaProject
(5,457 posts)Though I detest leaf blowers.
malaise
(291,416 posts)Made to kill
Dave Bowman
(6,317 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)Thanks
Aristus
(71,367 posts)Nothing else even comes close.
Rec
johnp3907
(4,176 posts)justaprogressive
(5,982 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)Edwin Starr
red dog 1
(32,178 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)evil
chowmama
(939 posts)Not good coffee, trashes the planet.
malaise
(291,416 posts)What a waste
marked50
(1,540 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)Its way above my pay grade
marked50
(1,540 posts)There have been lots of machines made that make the claim, but they all turn out to frauds. Thermodynamics rule.
WestMichRad
(2,820 posts)Has been both incredibly useful for doing work, and awesomely destructive in many ways.
malaise
(291,416 posts)Rec
doc03
(38,670 posts)I hate "smart phones!"
I liked the cell phones we had 15 years ago. They worked fine for me.
Polybius
(21,215 posts)I like the cameras on the phones today too.
Klarkashton
(4,578 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)but I discovered that one of his own inventions took him out.
chouchou
(2,634 posts)Drink mixers ..Hamilton Beech and such..used to have 3 speeds Low, medium, High.
Now they have 14 speeds. Who the F*ck came up with that idea?
"You asshole, I told you to mix it on speed 11 but Nooooo..you screwed it all up by mixing it at speed 10!"
"My God-damn drink's ruined!"
malaise
(291,416 posts)Its called how to raise the price.
NBachers
(19,067 posts)Now the AI Titans have foisted off AI voicemail, which is even more stupid and useless.
an absolute violation of our space
Intractable
(1,421 posts)I can tell you for a fact that some of our customers (mid to big companies) used that equipment to hide from their customers, not provide for them.
hunter
(40,225 posts)They can pretend they have customer service without actually providing it.
Earl_from_PA
(294 posts)Pocket fisherman.
Spray paint hair.
Mr. Microphone.
Veg-o-matic.
But wait, that's not all!...
multigraincracker
(36,735 posts)Harker
(17,164 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(178,536 posts)I don't want to waste time posing the plate and taking photos while my dinner gets cold.
Harker
(17,164 posts)so I flipped a coin.
greatauntoftriplets
(178,536 posts)Which means the meal is even colder when finally eaten.
cloudbase
(6,109 posts)See how yours compare.
malaise
(291,416 posts)Will read overnight
Thanks 😀
skypilot
(9,086 posts)I really don't understand the hate for Crocs. I don't own a pair and never have but I have seen people wearing much uglier footwear. Like these for example:

And I have seen more people wearing these than I have seen wearing Crocs. Maybe it's just a thing where I live.
cloudbase
(6,109 posts)the abominations you posted, and I live in a major city. No accounting for taste.
skypilot
(9,086 posts)...and these ugly things are all over the place. I'd take Crocs over these any day.
LeftInTX
(34,007 posts)When we were first married, I saved up a small fortune and ordered one. Totally useless. It did not get rid of a single roach! I had my heart set on that thing. I was crushed.
Hubby was teaching science at the time and took the thing to school, so kids could test to see if it reduced pill bug populations. It became part of the science curriculum...LOL
malaise
(291,416 posts)😀
Rustynaerduwell
(767 posts)For nearly one hundred years we didn't look for an alternative.
I_UndergroundPanther
(13,322 posts)It has led to so much suffering and abuse and currently it is destroying civilization and all forms of life on this planet.
malaise
(291,416 posts)Profound
I_UndergroundPanther
(13,322 posts)Ads
LeftInTX
(34,007 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)😀🤣😀
ProfessorGAC
(75,337 posts)...the new generation of battery driven yard blowers are WAY quieter.
That little motor & tiny muffler on the gas operated ones are a recipe to loud.
Everything I have for the yard is electric now. Mower, snow blower, blower, hedge trimmer.
They all runat a third the loudness of the old gas stuff, maybe better than that.
I'd never go back to gas operated.
As to your original question, I'll toss in the plastic milk bottle. Never should have switched from paper cartons.
malaise
(291,416 posts)Someone should tell that one neighbor and yeah for plastic milk bottles, plastic bags, etc.
ProfessorGAC
(75,337 posts)When they went from glass bottles to paper cartons he thought it was heaven.
Every stack of cases weighed 35# less, and there were no empties to put back into the truck.
Paper cartons were a very fine innovation and never should have gone away.
I think they should return for milk, juices, detergent, fabric softener, even pop. Get rid of all that plastic!
malaise
(291,416 posts)But the plastic bottles are still a serious problem
LudwigPastorius
(13,856 posts)It's unconscionably loud, and the way it is mostly used, all it does is take your problem and make it someone else's problem.
However, I'm going to go with Thalidomide.
malaise
(291,416 posts)Annoying versus deadly
edbermac
(16,381 posts)Gross

malaise
(291,416 posts)I should thank the noisy neighbor
LeftInTX
(34,007 posts)They are super stale hard marshmallow candies. They are also overly sweet. They've been around since the 19th Century.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_peanut
malaise
(291,416 posts)Will ask a friend
PlanetBev
(4,395 posts)Ive hated it since I was a kid. That why Ive never been a sitcom watcher.
Dont tell me whats funny and when to laugh. 👎
malaise
(291,416 posts)😀
Emile
(39,379 posts)Maninacan
(193 posts)Windows volume display on computer. Volume display on car radio. Some software people just make irritating crap because they are bored or hate people. IMHO. Also my GE stove has one display for 3 functions . It's horrible. Don't even get me going on what a horrible car my Buick lacrosse is.
Mike Nelson
(10,847 posts)... the Electoral College
... the "Lip Poof" (or whatever they call the fuller lips injections
... the Tesla brand
... the "self checkout" machines
Alcohol*, the cause of, and solution to, all of our problems. -Homer J. Simpson
* Humans making it. I know it occurs naturally.
malaise
(291,416 posts)from our chimpanzee relatives who rather like fermented fruit.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chimpanzees-alcohol-cocktails-fruit-research/
Wild chimpanzees consume the equivalent of 2 cocktails a day in the form of boozy fruit, research finds
One jerk can destroy the tranquility of a lake for everyone.
malaise
(291,416 posts)😀
TommieMommy
(2,528 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)But I agree with you on the others
MorbidButterflyTat
(3,973 posts)the speculum.
Cold creepy hard metal tire jack torture device I have no doubt was invented by men.
malaise
(291,416 posts)😀
Luciferous
(6,526 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)Social Media
Polybius
(21,215 posts)They are huge in NYC.
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But they are helpful
Polybius
(21,215 posts)Here in Staten Island, there's one service road that leads to a highway with a speed limit of just 20 mph (highway is 50). The speed camera is right before you enter the highway. It's very easy to get a ticket there, because it's just when you're building up speed.
malaise
(291,416 posts)to generate income by any means necessary
Blues Heron
(8,071 posts)malaise
(291,416 posts)😀
Grins
(9,125 posts)Phentex
(16,672 posts)why and who cares?
GreatGazoo
(4,314 posts)Adding 10% ethanol to gasoline reduces MPG by 10%.
That means that all the farmland, fertilizer, all the diesel burned by those tractors, the energy for refining, transporting, mixing, and dispensing ethanol is wasted and further damages the biosphere. It has provided the illusion of reducing gasoline consumption much like all the fake recycling programs excuse single use plastics.
malaise
(291,416 posts)Rec