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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy wife bought me a cool new coffee cup from the unemployed philosophers guild.
It's this one, greatest first lines in English literature:
Greatest first lines in literature.
The key to the books attached to the greatest lines is printed on the bottom of the cup.
Along with the key there is this note: "For best results, use the other side."
I didn't get the joke. My wife had to explain it to me.
The nice thing about growing old is that you didn't die young. One's mind is, however, not as sharp as when one was younger.

CaliforniaPeggy
(155,132 posts)It's true that our minds aren't as sharp as they were when we were young.
But there are compensations! With any luck, we do acquire some wisdom.
We get to look back over our decades and realize just how lucky we have been. We can see patterns in our actions and in our thinking. We can see the sweep of time.
NNadir
(36,589 posts)"Growing old is like climbing a mountain; your breath gets shorter but your views grow more expansive."
I more or less live by that mantra. I love waking up in the morning and realizing I'm still alive.
eppur_se_muova
(40,024 posts)Kafka's "Metamorphosis" is the only one I've actually read. And that was for class.
As a tween, I read a comic book version of "Metamorphosis" !
NNadir
(36,589 posts)Last edited Sun Sep 14, 2025, 04:02 PM - Edit history (1)
They claim it's "All this happened more or less..." in Slaughter House Five.
It's in the first "chapter," I concede, but the first chapter of the book is not the first chapter of the tale. The greatest beginning line of all, for my money, in all of English literature, happens in the "second" chapter - the first chapter about Billy Pilgrim - of that book where the story actually begins.
That sentence is "Listen."
In the late 1960's, when Slaughterhouse Five was written, it was still an era of American triumphalism over victory in what was called "The Good War" in which Vonnegut became a captured American soldier during the Battle of the Bulge, and was carried off to a prisoner of war camp in Dresden, shortly before the city was firebombed.
That single one word imperative sentence calls for the reader to understand, as Vonnegut clearly did, there is no such thing as a "Good War." At the time, no one was hearing that, listening.
That rich succinct and powerful line changed my life. "Listen," was the greatest opening line of any story in anytime in my estimation. Pynchon and Heller both wrote World War II novels, and both are represented on the cup, but "Listen," beats them all, although it's not on the cup.