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So Im actually at work today. Skeleton crew.
We have a desktop computer that we need to restart/upgrade back into the system.
Id religiously been logging in with it every Thursday for several years so it could receive updates and changes. Well I thought I was, turns out the ether plug in the room was dead the whole time. Its been switched back on.
So I log in and get a message that Thus device has been deleted by your organization. Internet and File Explorer (the drives) work but not Outlook.
You know what pops right up without me asking for it? TEAMS.
MS TEAMS - the solution to every problem you didnt know you had. 🙄

GreenWave
(11,617 posts)All forums on the topic offered the same solution. They didn't work for almost anybody.
Then on a Windows 10 I got this solution for Windows 10 which worked on my Lenovo.
Right click on start up screen.
Select "Display Screen"
Click on advanced display
Click on Display adapter properties
Click on Intel HD Graphics Control Panel (You may have to download this if you do not have it)
At scaling scroll to Scale Full Screen
Then OK, apply.
jfz9580m
(15,958 posts)Copilot was surprisingly easy to kick out. I was very pleased.
Any tech co making these shitty ai features should recognize that what most customers want of Ai is the easiest path to disabling the damn thing. And hiding it is just putting off customer fury.
That was the first time in years I had real consumer satisfaction out of tech-the ease with which CoPilot could be disabled.
I disabled as much AI as I could a few months ago, when all those ai and crypto creeps were humping Trump. Yan LeCun, Norbert Weiner and Turing aside that field is just annoying. I shut off duck.ai, got Siri to stop learning from anything I do on my phone and so on.
Your story reminds me of another thing that really annoyed me. I had started vaguely noticing stories about these foul things called AI Agents around a year ago. They sound just like the situation in your anecdote underpants.
These awful, heavy-handed things that go around making decisions for you.
Who are the customers for these things ? It reminds of that rubbish IOT pitch- your fridge will order food for you! Presumably so you can get more done at your bullshit non-job?? And I thought I was lazy when it comes to chores.
Even I am not so lazy that I want to be the brainless dupe to beta-test such rubbish.
If you have some really high end shit which is explicitly Yan LeCun certified and not creep certified, okay. But that is a field I generally dont trust based on what I have seen so far.
Who are these people who want their lives needlessly complicated by machinic (and invariably lousy) decision making? So you can validate the bullshit job of some rando tech creep at the expense of your own work and health? Where do I sign up for that?!
It is disruptive which no one outside that cultish, brainless tech entrepreneur culture considers a positive term . Again who are these people?
I now have only two things I cant seem to shut off (that I know of) - this ai summary assistant in Adobe and WhatsApps Meta LLM.
If anyone knows how to turn off that Adobe AI assistant please do tell me. I take spiteful pleasure in disabling ai.
The Meta thing cant be turned off. Yan LeCun is the sole reason I use it. I mean I know he has little to do with Metas overall culture, but at least I could overcome the aversion I had. It is a useful little app. Damn shame they had to sell it. Matt Stoller -this economist who is one of about 4 cool people I follow online- covered it on his blog. He covers the anti-trust hearings that the very cool Lina Khan run FTC set in motion.
underpants
(193,019 posts)My organization seems quite enthralled with it.
Its not a search engine, its an answer engine
I didnt know hallucination was an actual term for getting BS.
My first question to Copilot was What the hell is wrong with you?
Its reply was You seem frustrated. Is everything all right?
jfz9580m
(15,958 posts)He had the same reaction .
Yeah I dont get the hallucination thing either ..how is it a hallucination when junkware/bloatware (lets call most ai what it truly is) spits out junk? Deceptive use of language. I guess hallucinations has a cooler ring to it than shitty software spits out garbled drivel.
If those foul things are learning dark patterns its from the morons peddling them. No wonder they lie!
Id call something true ai if in a few interactions with a user like me, it learnt to disable itself and fuck off 99.99999999% of the time and only stayed if it was something analogous to the NIHs ImageJ or was say NIST certified.
Oh wait..NIST doesnt exist anymore .
But NIST, Yan LeCun ..these rare cases aside (where it could be genuinely respectable real science) that field is drivel.