if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

This may hurt him at contract time.

is my favorite if that helps.
Nope, probably not

Woodchuck and groundhog are common terms for the same animal, the rodent with the scientific name of Marmota monax. Most closely related to squirrels, woodchucks actually can climb trees and also swim.

But would Chuck?

They've become spoiled and they're living off their laurels.
It's sad, really.

... but what do they get? - another day older and deeper in debt.


It's just as well they can't chuck wood.