They are part of the Psychologist Cartel trying to create a need for their services.

The crazy people want you to join them. That's what I make of it.

(get knee walking drunk with the boys) And is asking the TV/Alexa/refrigerator to 'cover' for him ... "Nuttin' happens - no one needs to know .."

There's no good reason to keep a toaster oven from hooking up with a clock radio, if that's what they want. 💙

implementing part 45 of his plan to take over the world.

I’d run and hide but my cell phone would rat me out.