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Floyd R. Turbo

(30,954 posts) Fri Aug 8, 2025, 12:23 PM Aug 8

The cancer patient in Portland that won a $2,000,000,000 lottery wants to give me $1,000,000!

All I have to do is give him a call to claim it!

Cheap bastard; two billion dollars and you’re only giving me a measly million! Shove it!

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The cancer patient in Portland that won a $2,000,000,000 lottery wants to give me $1,000,000! (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Aug 8 OP

Dang, he called me, just needs all of my persona' info. multigraincracker Aug 8 #1

What are you waiting for? 😁 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 8 #3

Reminds me of that Nigerian prince who died GreenWave Aug 8 #2

I have correspondence from the Prince's representative, The Honorable Legitimate Mr. Samuel Mbebe Nbibi. Floyd R. Turbo Aug 8 #5

Probably shouldn't have gave him my bank routing number 😕 Emile Aug 8 #4

Not to worry! What is it? I'll sort it for you. Floyd R. Turbo Aug 8 #6

multigraincracker

(36,289 posts)

1. Dang, he called me, just needs all of my persona' info.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 12:37 PM

Aug 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,954 posts)

3. What are you waiting for? 😁

Reply to multigraincracker (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 03:25 PM

Aug 8

GreenWave

(11,617 posts)

2. Reminds me of that Nigerian prince who died

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 12:54 PM

Aug 8

Wanted to send me millions of dollars, but no storage box to handle it all, the cheapskate!

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,954 posts)

5. I have correspondence from the Prince's representative, The Honorable Legitimate Mr. Samuel Mbebe Nbibi.

Reply to GreenWave (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 05:21 PM

Aug 8

Emile

(37,555 posts)

4. Probably shouldn't have gave him my bank routing number 😕

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 04:53 PM

Aug 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,954 posts)

6. Not to worry! What is it? I'll sort it for you.

Reply to Emile (Reply #4)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 05:22 PM

Aug 8

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