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niyad

(127,239 posts) Fri Aug 1, 2025, 03:28 PM Aug 1

The Daily Bitch*: "The three stages of life: 1. Birth. 2. You've got to be

fucking kidding me! 3. Death."

*Both a noun, and a verb, depnding on usage.

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The Daily Bitch*: "The three stages of life: 1. Birth. 2. You've got to be (Original Post) niyad Aug 1 OP

"Ain't" that the truth! I usually just say "life sucks then you die" but I like this one better. LoisB Aug 1 #1

It seems more fitting these days. niyad Aug 1 #2

Yes. LoisB Aug 1 #4

Wow, my dear niyad! These are just perfect! Especially these days. CaliforniaPeggy Aug 1 #3

Sadly true. niyad Aug 1 #6

1. Birth. 2. You've got to be fucking kidding me! Floyd R. Turbo Aug 1 #5

That, too. niyad Aug 1 #7

🍻 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 1 #8

PROFOUND, glad to find it! Thanks niyad! George McGovern Aug 1 #9

You are most welcome! niyad Aug 1 #10

LoisB

(11,628 posts)

1. "Ain't" that the truth! I usually just say "life sucks then you die" but I like this one better.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 03:33 PM

Aug 1

niyad

(127,239 posts)

2. It seems more fitting these days.

Reply to LoisB (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 03:36 PM

Aug 1

LoisB

(11,628 posts)

4. Yes.

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 03:41 PM

Aug 1

CaliforniaPeggy

(155,122 posts)

3. Wow, my dear niyad! These are just perfect! Especially these days.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 03:37 PM

Aug 1

niyad

(127,239 posts)

6. Sadly true.

Reply to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 05:06 PM

Aug 1

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,954 posts)

5. 1. Birth. 2. You've got to be fucking kidding me!

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 04:19 PM

Aug 1

3. “Hold my beer!”😁

niyad

(127,239 posts)

7. That, too.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #5)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 05:06 PM

Aug 1

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,954 posts)

8. 🍻

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 09:15 PM

Aug 1

George McGovern

(9,391 posts)

9. PROFOUND, glad to find it! Thanks niyad!

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 09:23 PM

Aug 1

niyad

(127,239 posts)

10. You are most welcome!

Reply to George McGovern (Reply #9)

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 09:36 PM

Aug 1

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