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WTH? There were some potato chips in my bag of (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
Friday
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SheltieLover
(72,148 posts)1. And you likely had to fight with that plastic bag to get it open, right?
One of my pet peeves.
Good to see you again, Floyd!
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,342 posts)2. My pet peeve
ran away!
You too!
SheltieLover
(72,148 posts)12. Lol

EYESORE 9001
(28,631 posts)11. Just bring your closed fist down on the bag - hard
Guaranteed to open every time
SheltieLover
(72,148 posts)13. Well...but then they would be more like instant potatoes...
🤔
Diamond_Dog
(37,790 posts)3. Hey Floyd!
Nice to see you back!
A friend of mine once bought one of those mini pies from a vending machine and there was no fruit inside!
Just goo!
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,342 posts)6. Thank you!
🤢
BoRaGard
(6,564 posts)4. Bet You Can't Breathe Just One Puff*
* Proposed advertising slogan for my new, improved, unpackaged product, Air Nips.
lastlib
(26,375 posts)5. Heads will ROLL over that.
It is intolerable having chips in the air you buy. Another case of chipping away at our freedom!
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,342 posts)8. I called congress!
2MuchNoise
(332 posts)9. Looking for more air?
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,342 posts)10. Fewer chips!

lastlib
(26,375 posts)14. I've called them too......
But WHAT I called them isn't for polite audiences.
True Dough
(23,781 posts)15. Floyd!!! Don't be gone for so long ever again!
It Ruffles my feathers when you disappear. And I don't like being salty. As a matter of fact, I think everyone's spirits dip when you're not around.
You're a chip above the rest.
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,342 posts)17. You are too kind!

Dont think I didnt notice what you did there! 😁
UTUSN
(74,959 posts)18. Hah! - so smart!
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,342 posts)19. Your servant!

quaint
(3,979 posts)20. Floyd's back, the earth has resumed spinning, thank the universe.

