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BOSSHOG

(43,445 posts) Sun Jul 20, 2025, 08:38 PM Jul 20

Time Out for some Groan Inducing

Take a few seconds and become your inner six year old

How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!

What did the bean say to the celery? You stalk too much.

And finally,

Why did the bean sell his car? Because his back seat didn’t have enough legume.

These jokes are probably priceless because you probably wouldn’t pay for them

Back to Work

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Time Out for some Groan Inducing (Original Post) BOSSHOG Jul 20 OP

Lol. Thx for the chuckles SheltieLover Jul 20 #1

What did the tomato say to the avocado? yorkster Jul 20 #2

True story EYESORE 9001 Jul 20 #3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Those are very funny. I like them. thanks, BOSSHOG debm55 Jul 20 #4

muwhahehahahahaha. AllaN01Bear Jul 20 #5

That's so funny I forgot to laugh. edbermac Jul 20 #6

The restorative power of groan inducing BOSSHOG Jul 20 #8

The impasta one is especially clever. 3catwoman3 Jul 20 #10

Corny as hell...and delightful! summer_in_TX Jul 20 #7

Ya just gotta take a minute and chuckle at harmless BOSSHOG Jul 20 #9

If I get fired tomorrow.... 3Hotdogs Jul 20 #11

And why did the tomato turn red? lastlib Jul 20 #12

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 1WorldHope Jul 20 #13

This was a fav in my boys' Boy Scout troop Seinan Sensei Jul 20 #15

What's big, brown, long and sticky! chouchou Jul 20 #14

SheltieLover

(72,148 posts)

1. Lol. Thx for the chuckles

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jul 20, 2025, 08:44 PM

Jul 20

yorkster

(3,274 posts)

2. What did the tomato say to the avocado?

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jul 20, 2025, 08:45 PM

Jul 20

How are things in guacamole?

EYESORE 9001

(28,631 posts)

3. True story

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Sun Jul 20, 2025, 08:47 PM

Jul 20

I was about eight when I heard this joke:

Q: Wharf did the big rose say to the little rose?

A: ‘Hi, bud!’

I don’t think any joke has ever made me laugh harder than that time.

debm55

(48,797 posts)

4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Those are very funny. I like them. thanks, BOSSHOG

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Sun Jul 20, 2025, 08:52 PM

Jul 20

AllaN01Bear

(26,685 posts)

5. muwhahehahahahaha.

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Sun Jul 20, 2025, 09:46 PM

Jul 20

edbermac

(16,245 posts)

6. That's so funny I forgot to laugh.

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jul 20, 2025, 10:33 PM

Jul 20

Anyway…

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.