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BOSSHOG

(43,329 posts)
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 08:38 PM Sunday

Time Out for some Groan Inducing

Take a few seconds and become your inner six year old

How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!

What did the bean say to the celery? You stalk too much.

And finally,

Why did the bean sell his car? Because his back seat didn’t have enough legume.

These jokes are probably priceless because you probably wouldn’t pay for them

Back to Work


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Time Out for some Groan Inducing (Original Post) BOSSHOG Sunday OP
Lol. Thx for the chuckles SheltieLover Sunday #1
What did the tomato say to the avocado? yorkster Sunday #2
True story EYESORE 9001 Sunday #3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Those are very funny. I like them. thanks, BOSSHOG debm55 Sunday #4
muwhahehahahahaha. AllaN01Bear Sunday #5
That's so funny I forgot to laugh. edbermac Sunday #6
The restorative power of groan inducing BOSSHOG Sunday #8
The impasta one is especially clever. 3catwoman3 Sunday #10
Corny as hell...and delightful! summer_in_TX Sunday #7
Ya just gotta take a minute and chuckle at harmless BOSSHOG Sunday #9
If I get fired tomorrow.... 3Hotdogs Sunday #11
And why did the tomato turn red? lastlib Sunday #12
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 1WorldHope Sunday #13
This was a fav in my boys' Boy Scout troop Seinan Sensei Sunday #15
What's big, brown, long and sticky! chouchou Sunday #14

EYESORE 9001

(28,585 posts)
3. True story
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 08:47 PM
Sunday

I was about eight when I heard this joke:

Q: Wharf did the big rose say to the little rose?

A: ‘Hi, bud!’

I don’t think any joke has ever made me laugh harder than that time.

edbermac

(16,235 posts)
6. That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 10:33 PM
Sunday

Anyway…

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

lastlib

(26,329 posts)
12. And why did the tomato turn red?
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 10:59 PM
Sunday

It saw the salad dressing.

(My 86-y/o dad's favorite joke--he inflicted it on everyone he met.)

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