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justaprogressive

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Sun Jul 20, 2025, 02:25 PM Sunday

A Lawyer Becomes Husband #6 🍯🍮🍭❕

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married five times?”

“Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."

"Husband 3 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband 4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband 5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was… God! I miss him!"

"But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!"

“Good,” said the lawyer, “but why?”

“You’re a lawyer!” she replies. “This time I know I’m going to get screwed.”

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A Lawyer Becomes Husband #6 🍯🍮🍭❕ (Original Post) justaprogressive Sunday OP
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