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On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, Im still a virgin.
What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if youve been married five times?
Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."
"Husband 3 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband 4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband 5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was
God! I miss him!"
"But now that Ive married you, Im really excited!"
Good, said the lawyer, but why?
Youre a lawyer! she replies. This time I know Im going to get screwed.

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