away (rare) or I can’t decide or my mind goes blank - I can’t think at all.

At work people were told never to leave a birthday card on my desk because I’d spend so much time thinking about what I wanted to say that I didn’t sign it.

They would end up just bringing me the card last and when I looked up with an OMG look, what do I do they’d say Just. Sign. It.

Why The Face?

It also addresses one of my pet peeves.

of the lines as they are considered solid barriors . friend of mine got flunked on his drivers test that way.

My other big one is folks driving slow in the passing lane. WE'RE NOT IN THE UK, PEOPLE! Sorry.

And then immediately decides to go half the speed limit (grrr).

Rowr, grrrr.

I’m with you on your pet peeve!!

and we would tell Mom - Speed up, speed up!!

Is that the same thing? If it is I’m with you!!

Sign I saw in Eskan Village Saudi Arabia near Riyadh. I don’t recall context but it was legitimate. Joint Tax Force Southwest Asia, Operation No Fly Zone. - Summer of 96.

in the shade.’

I know that signs like that are supposed to be understood no matter what language you speak but if I was playing Family Feud, the home addition I’d never have an answer!!

Where is that?

When I was young:

Thickly Settled sign right next to an old cemetery.

On top of a gas station that had some kind of food service inside (I never stopped in) said;

Eat Here and Get Gas!

Both were in NH.

Yellow sign says "Slow Children Present".
I always thought "Well tell them to move faster!"

I was driving on the correct side of the highway exit ramp and was still briefly terrified when I saw that for the first time years ago.

Correctional facility. Do not pick up hitchhikers.

the sign said Lake Lotawatah

If our service or cuisine is not satisfactory, please lower your standards.


Best regards,
Sorghum Crow

maybe ten years ago more or less, just beyond the security area with the body scanners:

Recombobulation Area