Why did Oedipus take Prozac?

Because he was a nervous Rex. Get it?

That’s your two freebies for the night.

Central Time

I have a weakness for jokes about midgets and monkeys.

Joke #1

Did you hear about the midget who killed himself playing Ping Pong? He got too excited and ran off the table.

Joke #2

A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes.

In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take them to the taxidermist and have them stuffed.

After telling the owner of her wishes, he asked her, "Do you want them mounted?"

Blushing, she said, "No. holding hands will be fine."​

Music trivia. What song are these lyrics from?

My Old Man’s Drunker than a Barrel Full of Monkeys
And My Old Lady She don’t care

Love that one.

I listened to it just the other day. So much energy.

We all need “a quite respite from the hectic pace of today.”