many Americans, I think this is very appropriate.

Assuming this was the incident in Iceland, the only descriptions of her I've seen is that she was a tourist, an Asian woman, about 160 cm tall, and spoke English well.

I think she can be anything to convey the message in the picture.

Based on your correlation of this story and the cluelessness of many Americans, I thought that you might have known that she was an American.

Mushroom hunts a little too successful. Most excursions included someone uttering the phrase, ‘uh oh…’

I went straight to a coffeehouse and had a puff. I also bought a "Space Cake". Never having tried an edible before, I ate the whole thing.

An hour later, I was wandering around the city convinced that I had been abducted and spirited off to another planet that looked like a fun house. All the alien mandroids were speaking some kind of machine language that didn't make sense, and there were synthetic fembots in windows bathed in red light from the planet's invisible moon.

Somehow, I woke up in the correct bed in my hotel the next morning with my kidneys still intact.

I'm glad she had help.