So i was reading this article on we have two types of golden retrievers to Dunc the golden chunk.

I said bro you have the field Goldens who were bred for hunting then you have the show golden who have been bred obviously for being show dog royalty.

So which golden are you i asked Dunc the golden retriever chonk. You do hunt like an Apex predator especially when I’m having a meal or snacks. Then you look great after a trip to the groomers when your floof is trimmed and after a good bath and you definitely think that you’re so awesome.



Yet you do love furniture especially the couch or the recliner dog forbid if you have to lay down in your nice dog bed when you and i could be cuddling .
Yet if given the chance you would roll in dirt mud rabbit shit if you have the opportunity to do so.

I said Dunc you are a mystery and best boy.