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During a rain delay at a Yankees Spring Training Game two streakers jumped over the Center Field Fence and slid into second base. Yankees Catcher Yogi Berra went home and told his wife. She asked if they were boys or girls. Yogi said I dont know they had bags over their Heads.

rurallib
(63,635 posts)Yogi a check for the appearance. The check was made out to "Bearer" (common back in those days). Yogi looked at it and said to Joe "Joe, you know me all my life and you still don't know my last name?"
Omnipresent
(6,845 posts)So his last name is Bear!
Duh!
Walleye
(39,752 posts)You gotta go to peoples funerals or else they might not come to yours
surfered
(6,305 posts)BOSSHOG
(42,130 posts)Legend has it this was Yogi giving directions to his home. He lived in a culdesac in New Jersey, so his directions would be right. Or left.
underpants
(190,044 posts)in 6 slices or 8. I said 6, I dont think I can eat 8.
wyn borkins
(1,244 posts)bif
(25,203 posts)He said, "Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."
efhmc
(15,415 posts)BOSSHOG
(42,130 posts)At a neighborhood bar, just sit back and listen. Imagine the head scratching he is causing in heaven
efhmc
(15,415 posts)answers were real and not given to be cute or funny. Then I could enjoy them and their non sequiturs.
Brother Buzz
(38,308 posts)