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Marthe48

(20,504 posts) Tue Feb 25, 2025, 10:56 AM Feb 25

Vampire joke

Vampire: What do you call the land that meets the sea? may I come in?

Me: What was that?

Vampire: What do you call the land that meets the sea? may I come in?

Me: Shore

Vampire: you fool

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Vampire joke (Original Post) Marthe48 Feb 25 OP

Cute! It's so True Blood. :-) nt Ilsa Feb 25 #1

I didn't see the series Marthe48 Feb 25 #2

I'd say some_of_us_are_sane Feb 25 #3

Great joke Marthe48 debm55 Feb 25 #4

Ilsa

(62,717 posts)

1. Cute! It's so True Blood. :-) nt

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Feb 25, 2025, 11:03 AM

Feb 25

Marthe48

(20,504 posts)

2. I didn't see the series

Reply to Ilsa (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 25, 2025, 11:27 AM

Feb 25

But I read several of the books

some_of_us_are_sane

(1,159 posts)

3. I'd say

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Feb 25, 2025, 11:31 AM

Feb 25

that joke SUCKED, but it was pretty funny.

debm55

(44,382 posts)

4. Great joke Marthe48

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Feb 25, 2025, 02:20 PM

Feb 25

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