Humor - This Week in Topsy-Turvey Trump Toons
By Steve Clifford
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Monday. Trump appoints George Santos Chief Archivist of the United States. Donald and Eric Trump purchase Mission Produce, in Oxnard, California. Mission is the world’s largest avocado provider. Trump blames crooked Joe Biden for inflation, the poor jobs report, and the stock market swoon. Trump reveals his Health Care plan. His six-part Trumpcare DIY (Do It Yourself) program will replace Medicare and Medicaid, saving $1.9 billion while improving health care.
Tuesday. Chief Archivist George Santos announced that recent research proves that George Washington’s real name was George Washington Trump. Trump tweets that Kash Patel must investigate Taylor Swift. Part one of Trumpcare DIY is reducing intake of salt and sugar. Trump raises tariffs on Mexican avocados to 250%, explaining that “Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum refused to rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America.”
Wednesday. Trump pardons Count Dracula. Chief Archivist George Santos proclaimed that recent research confirms that Abraham Lincoln’s name was actually Abraham Lincoln Trump. Border Czar Tom Homan declares that smuggling avocados into the United States from Mexico is now a capital crime. Part two of Trumpcare DIY is flossing twice a day. Trump tweets that Pam Bondi should indict Stormy Daniels for mortgage fraud.
Thursday. Trump sues The New York Times for defamation of character for publishing an editorial that implied a conflict of interest in his avocado policy. Playing golf on the Par 72 Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Donald Trump shot 39 under par with 12 holes in one. This surpassed Kim Jong Il’s 1994 round of 38 under par with 11 holes-in-one. Part three of Trumpcare DIY is to eat more fruits and vegetables. Trump issues an executive order that all states and cities named Lincoln and Washington be renamed Trump. Trump asserts that the so-called stock market collapse is a Chinese hoax, resembling the Climate Change Chinese hoax.
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