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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(130,497 posts) Thu Oct 30, 2025, 02:44 PM Thursday

Jeff Tiedrich - King Fuckface the First finally gets his crown

South Korea was yesterday’s stop on Donny Convict’s Nice Country You Got Here, Where’s My Swag tour — and oh boy, did they ever know what to give the gold-obsessed old shitwit: a fucking crown.

interpreter: “this a key artifact that represents the Silla dynasty, the first Korean kingdom to unite the Korean Peninsula. this gold crown is the largest and most extravagant of the six existing crowns from the Silla period. we present this gold crown to you on this joyous occasion of your state visit.”

Donny: “thank you very much.”

a crown — and not just any crown, but the ‘largest and most extravagant’ one. boy, South Korea really did their How To Manipulate A Dumbfuck President homework, didn’t they?

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/kng-fuckface-the-first-finally-gets

It'll go good with his gold shitter.

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Tetrachloride

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1. The Cho-sen One

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Thu Oct 30, 2025, 02:57 PM

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bamagal62

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2. I bet he will secretly

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Thu Oct 30, 2025, 03:17 PM

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Wear it around his bedroom at night, while looking into the mirror, perfecting his Mussolini scowl.

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3. The Toilet Tiara

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Thu Oct 30, 2025, 03:27 PM

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mobeau69

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4. Back when we were a nation of laws the dick wad wouldn't be allowed to keep it.

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Thu Oct 30, 2025, 03:42 PM

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Deep State Witch

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5. The Silla Dynasty

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Thu Oct 30, 2025, 08:05 PM

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The Silla dynasty was a powerful Korean kingdom that ruled from 57 BCE to 935 CE, unifying the Korean peninsula in 668 CE and eventually collapsing due to social stagnation and peasant revolts. The dynasty is known for its unified state, elaborate gold artifacts from its ruling aristocracy, and its former capital city of Gyeongju, which features numerous historical sites today.

The South Koreans were trolling Cankles with their own history.

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