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FakeNoose

(39,290 posts)
Tue Oct 7, 2025, 08:46 AM Oct 7

The Borowitz Report: Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-explodes-with-rage-after-gavin

OSLO (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump reportedly “exploded with rage” on Tuesday after the Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the 2025 Peace Prize to California Governor Gavin Newsom.

In its official statement, the Nobel committee praised Newsom for “demonstrating his dedication to the principle of peace by preventing an armed conflict between California and Oregon.”

Though the committee did not bestow its prize on Trump, it did recognize him with a laser printed “certificate of participation.”

“Deciding who will win the Peace Prize is an exhausting and stressful process,” the committee stated. “Donald Trump’s entry gave us many hours of welcome laughter.”
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Good one, Andy!
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The Borowitz Report: Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize (Original Post) FakeNoose Oct 7 OP
California and Oregon have a long history of brutal combat. usonian Oct 7 #1
and he is handsome, well built (not overweight) and has a natural tan. CTyankee Oct 8 #2

usonian

(22,110 posts)
1. California and Oregon have a long history of brutal combat.
Tue Oct 7, 2025, 09:45 AM
Oct 7

Less so, since the Pac-10 broke up.



Glad that Gavin nipped this one in the bud.

CTyankee

(67,467 posts)
2. and he is handsome, well built (not overweight) and has a natural tan.
Wed Oct 8, 2025, 11:57 AM
Oct 8

Gavin gives me hope. I would choose Kamala but we are incapable of voting for a woman POTUS. It is our nation's most tragic disability; we are cutting out one half of the talented Presidential candidates before we even get started.

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