Jeff Tiedrich - bring out your dead!

imagine being such a lawless piece of shit that the first time you go seven days without doing any crimes, people just naturally assume it’s because you’re pining for the fjords.

let me state right up top that I didn’t believe any of this past weekend’s rumors that Dear Leader had shuffled off this mortal coil.

but clearly, something is very wrong with Donny, and it’s being covered up — and because it’s this White House, staffed by the most incompetent clownfuckers ever to have fucked clowns, it’s being covered up in the most inept manner possible.

before we get into that, cast your mind back to last summer, when the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press had already decided that then-president Joe Biden was icky and old and probably already dead and didn’t even know it.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/bring-out-your-dead