Pizza holds all the answers regarding rump's health

The key to the mystery that has taken over the nation.
Jordan Collins

Published: Aug 30, 2025 11:51 AM EDT

Rumors regarding the supposed ailing health of Donald Trump have been swirling over the past couple of days as it seems nobody has seen the president out in public. Naturally, conspiracy theorists have taken this rumor and run with it, but is there actually any proof that something’s going on? Surprisingly, pizza may be able to provide us with an answer.

A website dedicated to indexing pizza sales from restaurants within a 2 mile radius of the headquarters of the Department of Defense has shown a serious uptick in pizza deliveries in the last couple of days, which usually means something is going down.

According to one TikToker by the name of Kellie, upticks in pizza orders around the Pentagon almost always correlate to something big happening. She points out it was first observed at the end of the Cold War with examples being as recent as last year, when an uptick in pizza sales preceded a drone strike from Iran against Israel ...

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