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FakeNoose

(38,645 posts)
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 12:04 PM Aug 28

Today's Tiedrich rant: fascism, but with morons

Last edited Thu Aug 28, 2025, 02:00 PM - Edit history (1)



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/fascism-but-with-morons-b5c

here’s a huge surprise: it turns out that Mad King Donny’s merry band of fascists are a bunch of incompetent fuckwits who can’t even do a police state right.

Donny is, of course, an impulsive imbecile who acts first and thinks never. his underlings have all been selected for loyalty over brains. so it’s only natural that a lot of fuckery they’ve been trying to perpetrate — the military occupations of cities, the mass arrests — has been badly planned and poorly executed. and now, much of it is starting to blow up in their big dumb faces. let’s all point and laugh at a few of their recent fuckups.

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topmost: it turns out that Assault With a Deadly Sandwich isn’t really a thing.

Sean Dunn is the dude who got into a shouting match with one of Donny’s uniformed goons in DC. the whole scene culminated with Dunn hurling a sandwich at the goon and running away. the very next day, he was all ‘how about I turn myself in,’ and America’s Tipsiest Fake TV Judge — who is now inexplicably the US Attorney for DC — was all ‘nah, how about we send dozens of storm troopers to your apartment and roughly drag you away in handcuffs, while TV cameras record it all.’

because, as always, it’s all about pageantry. it’s all about creating a show.
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Today's rant is a collection of recent crazy stories that you may have missed. Because let's face it, nobody can keep up with all this insanity. Please read the rest on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."

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Today's Tiedrich rant: fascism, but with morons (Original Post) FakeNoose Aug 28 OP
Why do all his pics when he is trying to look...what.... mwmisses4289 Aug 28 #1
According to some staffers madamesilverspurs Aug 28 #3
Oh lord. That's...horrifyingly plausible. Grokenstein Aug 28 #4
"We covet what we see every day" JoseBalow Aug 28 #5
He thinks that make him look like Churchill? mwmisses4289 Aug 28 #6
Fascists are generally incompetent and massively ignorant. thucythucy Aug 28 #2

mwmisses4289

(2,221 posts)
1. Why do all his pics when he is trying to look...what....
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 01:12 PM
Aug 28

stern? Intimidating? just make him look like an angry toddler getting ready to throw a temper tantrum?

madamesilverspurs

(16,380 posts)
3. According to some staffers
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 02:37 PM
Aug 28

he practices the look in the mirror. He thinks the scowl makes him look like Churchill.


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thucythucy

(8,987 posts)
2. Fascists are generally incompetent and massively ignorant.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 01:13 PM
Aug 28

Otherwise they wouldn't buy into such an obviously ridiculous ideology.

The danger comes when they're able to enlist or bribe or intimidate others to do their dirty work.

Without the German General Staff and military planners, without Albert Speer, Hitler's merry band of addled drug addicts, ex-chicken farmers, failed novelists and sundry other fuck-wits would have been a footnote in world history. Without self-serving useful idiots like von Papen and Schleicher he never would have become Chancellor in the first place.

It's semi-competent and less marginally informed Republicans in Congress and the courts who are empowering this regime, and the conservative old guard who enabled its rise to power. Like German conservatives, aristocrats, media moguls and generals, they thought they could control the monster they helped create, only to find themselves consigned to irrelevancy and eventually destroyed. Then too, the concentration of mass media in the hands of a few billionaires has been a huge factor in foisting this mess on the rest of us.

With all the public media fascination with Nazi Germany, the lessons that catastrophe should teach us are lost in all the History Channel trivia about "super-weapons" and "the Nazi search for the Lost Arc."

That and America's general focus on sanitizing its own history--most especially its history of slavery and racism--have in large part brought us to this point.

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